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[meaculpable]

Ah, the holidays. That splendid time of year replete with well-meaning hypocrites, the raising of the dead, saints made famous for their preternatural abilities of home intrusion, and suicides. It's no small wonder that children become disillusioned with the season the moment they reach the age of reason.

[ A pause, before he lets out a small,

Comments

[gaveherwings]

I believe you're the only one holding any imaginary expectations for your own baseless arrogance, sir. Though you certainly do a job of raising the bar every time.

[meaculpable]

I only play with the cards I've been dealt, Doctor. House rules and all.

[gaveherwings]

How noble, for one so determined to meet the minimal expectations of his so-called notoriety.

[meaculpable]

You make it sound as if one must try to match the blaringly contrary histrionics of those that participate in my mythology.

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[spiralviper]

You're just full of surprises.

Maybe I can be of some assistance, if you'll have me.

voice;

[meaculpable]

The last I was aware -- and you'll find that I am aware of quite much -- the Lux was still neutral ground.

I would be honored to have your assistance.

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[spiralviper]

As always.

I may not be much for fanciness, but I've got enough flair to suffice. Just tell me what you're looking for.

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[meaculpable]

Entertainment. Something that none of this earthly lot has ever seen -- something that will keep them coming back to the Lux for more.

Something unique.

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[whipfist]

Someone I know wants a job.

voice;

[meaculpable]

Mhm?

private | moderately easy to hack

[whipfist]

Name's Sarina.

private | WARDED

[meaculpable]

And her skills are. . .?

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[ebony_mask]

[In an incredulous voice:]

Oh, Christ, the Clown was right.

[Audio]

[meaculpable]

Even a clock possessed of hands with different lengths is symmetrical once.

[Audio]

[ebony_mask]

[Just...baffled disbelief]

That's...one way of putting it...I guess.

[Audio]

[meaculpable]

Would you rather I say he's quite stark raveningly mad?

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[fireintwilight]

Do people usually? Have qualms, that is.

voice;

[meaculpable]

They tend to have qualms about everything come this time of year.

voice;

[fireintwilight]

Why's that?

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[meaculpable]

The madness such a season engenders, the overwhelming sense of loneliness and worthlessness that seems prevalent during the cold December nights -- take your pick.