On behalf of the Police Department, I would like to thank everyone who participated in our Toy Drive. We reached our quota and distributed the toys on Christmas Eve.
I would also like to remind shoppers not to act like complete morons during today's sales. Please conduct yourself in an orderly fashion or face the consequences.
Have a Happy Boxing Day
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Local Club requires a bouncer for a few days, while their employee is released from the hospital due to work-related injuries.
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Work-related injuries? I'm not just walking into a beating here am I?
I can do it though, as long as they're aware and alright with me being armed on duty. When would I start?
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I don't know. I haven't been to the Club before.
If you'd like [he picks up another paper, and quickly reads the request] there's another request that needs to be fulfilled. It's a Level D mission. The patron needs his Christmas decorations, both on inside and around their estate taken down, and put away.
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I need to report an assault.
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[He nods, and takes out a scroll, brush poise right above the parchment.]
Victim? Location? Injury?
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The perpetrator is located at coordinates [x, y]. He has been restrained. He did not state a reason for committing the assault. The injuries are minor. The victim will recover soon.
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[He takes note of the coordinates, but the rest of the information was insufficient.]
May you please tell me what type of attack it was, and the type of injuries received. Also, I require the name of the victim.
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