[Video]

[dr_byronorpheus]

[At first the video feed is filled with darkness, an apparent malfunction. As the camera pans out, however, viewers will realize that it's focused on a piece of dark fabric. A piece of dark fabric with numerous rips and holes. It looks decidedly chewed on. Now Orpheus turns the camera towards himself.]Kurosaki! Look what your overgrown rat did

Comments

Video.

[kuce]

Uh, yeah, there's some pretty fab ones down in Sector Five.

...

Although it looks like that thing is, like, not done, at all.

Video.

[dr_byronorpheus]

I'm sorry..."Not done"? I'm not sure what you mean?

But thank you for the suggestion. Perhaps I will check out the shops in Sector 5.

Video.

[kuce]

Has it gone, like, your shoes yet?

Just watch out for the price.

Video.

[dr_byronorpheus]

I...don't believe it has?

Yes, I'll be sure to.

[video]

[sexysorcerer]

[Here, have a vaguely amused sorcerer on the other end of the line.]

I'll be damned! People still fancy capes? That's pretty tacky.

[video]

[dr_byronorpheus]

My cape is not tacky!

[video]

[sexysorcerer]

The hell it isn't! Its the most tackiest thing I ever seen in my life. It actually looks better with a few tears in it.

[video]

[dr_byronorpheus]

This is uncalled for! It is...was a perfect lovely cape!

Video

[danceswithblood]

[Trying hard not to laugh.] I'm not sure where they might sell capes, but that is an adorable puppy you have.

Video

[dr_byronorpheus]

It is not my puppy. It is the result of some sort of one-upmanship between my roommate and his friend.

[Another sigh]
But it is quite cute.

Video

[danceswithblood]

My little kitten gets into a lot of mischief too sometimes. He likes to chew on my ankle rings.

Video

[dr_byronorpheus]

A kitten? How adorable! I left a cat, Simba, behind in my own world. I find a pet can really make you feel at home in a strange place.

Preferably a pet that is not "teething", as my roommate says.

[Voice]

[isshinkurosaki]

Oh no! I'm sorry, Godzilla-chan is ... she's teething or something! I don't know, the book didn't cover her tearing up someone's cape!

I'll pay for your replacement --if you can't get it fixed. Can it be fixed?

[Voice]

[dr_byronorpheus]

No, don't worry about it. I feel better for having vented. It's just...what dogs do.

[Slightly mumbled] This is why I prefer cats.

Now that's an idea. Perhaps I can get it fixed. I did always like this fabric, and who knows if they have something similar in this city.

[Voice] Isshin doesn't want to screw up any more friendships!

[isshinkurosaki]

No no, I should... get a muzzle for Godzilla-chan. Or some training. Or something...

Just give me the bill when you've done whatever you decide to do with it, Orpheus. I'm really, really sorry she destroyed it! It was such a nice cape!

[Voice] Just don't put the moves on Orpheus, and he'll be fine...

[dr_byronorpheus]

If you insist. I'll try to get it repaired as affordably as possible.

It was such a nice cape, wasn't it? I'm glad you understand, unlike some others who have responded.

[video]

[deservesabone]

[laughs some] Next time just spray it with some lemon juice and he'll keep off it.

[video]

[dr_byronorpheus]

Lemon juice, you say? I will have to remember that once I get this cape repaired.

[video]

[deservesabone]

Yeah, dogs can't stand the taste of it. Too bitter.

What're you doing with a cape anyway?

[video]

[dr_byronorpheus]

Why do I have a cape?

Well, it's...just what I wear.