Comments | sirenspull: 005

caveatwalls in sirenspull

005 - [text]

Dec 19, 2010 19:15

Must things always become terribly dull this time of year? Holidays or no, this lull of the criminal element is rather disheartening. Last time it happened in London things became [He hesitates at the use of pun] explosive. Unless, of course, more interesting things are happening beneath the radar. [DON'T LET HIM DOWN, NETWORK]To whoever put in my ( Read more... )

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Voice. payingthepiper December 20 2010, 00:18:31 UTC

With all due respect, sir, how would a lull in criminal activity be disheartening...?

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:21:23 UTC

Because I need work.

Voice. payingthepiper December 20 2010, 00:24:57 UTC

I hadn't thought crime rates had dropped that low.

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:26:00 UTC

They haven't. Interesting crime, on the other hand, has become abysmal.

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[video] he_is_wild December 20 2010, 00:21:40 UTC

Aw, muffin...

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:25:16 UTC

[That was not a reply he expected. Oh boy.]

I prefer scones, thanks.

[video] he_is_wild December 20 2010, 00:27:12 UTC

You're breaking my poor heart.

Tell ya what, I've got a few things stewing in the old pot. I'll see what I can cook up. I won't have someone's Christmas wish fail to come true, nosiree, not on my watch!

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:34:08 UTC

I don't make Christmas wishes. And I prefer a mystery.

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video; quackery December 20 2010, 00:25:20 UTC

But criminal activity is bad!

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:29:09 UTC

So is being bored out of your skull.

And it only means the less than savory are plotting something fantastic in the meantime.

[video] quackery December 21 2010, 00:43:46 UTC

Why does less crime mean being bored?

You don't know that!

[text] caveatwalls December 21 2010, 01:16:59 UTC

I'm a detective.

And they always are.

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[voice] mentis_reae December 20 2010, 00:28:53 UTC

Precisely the level of morality that can be expected from one such as yourself.

[video] /interrupting clown he_is_wild December 20 2010, 00:30:26 UTC

...

[voice] mentis_reae December 20 2010, 00:35:46 UTC

May I help you?

[video] he_is_wild December 20 2010, 00:38:34 UTC

WILL YOU SHOVE A CORK IN IT WITH THIS MORALITY CROCK?

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[text, untraceable as she can manage it!!] girlyboywonder December 20 2010, 00:29:55 UTC

You're welcome.

Not going to participate?

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 00:32:31 UTC

[Doesn't need to be traceable for him to suspect who it might be.]

Didn't say thanks. And it's not in the plans, no.

[text] girlyboywonder December 20 2010, 00:35:46 UTC

[...yeah well she can pretend she's sneaky.]

That's a shame. I was wondering if someone like you would be able to pull off getting an appreciated gift for someone you didn't even know.

[or, you know, it was just another form of pestering. same thing.]

[text] caveatwalls December 20 2010, 01:10:40 UTC

If your deduction was any good, you'd know I'm not.

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