two; video

[faustianlike]

[ Sebastian is, currently, in the kitchen. The water is running, and he's washing dishes. He smiles, clearly aware it's recording, but he doesn't stop his work for a good minute. Once he does, he bends down, just the top of his head showing over the counter, and there's the clattering of dishes. ]Pardon my rudeness. How is everyone? Temperatures

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[masterbaiting]

[video]

[masterbaiting]

[video]

[masterbaiting]

Hi.

Did you know that dishwashers can be broken?

[video]

[faustianlike]

[ um rude get out of his boner post ]

Of course. Just like a bone can be broken though, it can be fixed, or even replaced.

[Voice]

[nurserabbit]

Hoover! They pick up things so well! [Sob, why have things been relevant to Alice's interests as of late? Or maybe she's replying to people on hyperdrive now that she's on vacation.]

So... you own more than one vacuum cleaner?

[Voice]

[faustianlike]

Currently, only one. It's Hoover, but I'd heard many good things about Bissell, so I thought I'd ask. [ only the best for the Phancyhives... ] I thought I'd get another, one for the upstairs and another for the downstairs. [ it's a pain dragging it up and down... ]

[Voice]

[nurserabbit]

Ah. That's a very good idea, if you have two floors to manage. It sounds unwise to stick to only one.

[Voice]

[faustianlike]

Indeed, Miss. A wise investment, I'd say.

[Video]

[littlest_lord]

They both suck, don't they?

[Video]

[faustianlike]

[ like you suck alois'-- ]

One might suck better than the other. [ WHAT UNREFINED LANGUAGE. ]

[Video]

[littlest_lord]

[NO HE DOES NOT]

I suppose that's true. You seem to be enjoying yourself with all the new found gadgets this era has brought with it. Looks like Christmas came early for you, Sebastian.

[Video]

[faustianlike]

[ STOP LYING ]

I find them rather useful, is all. They've made tasks all the more simpler.

[ ACTION JACKSON ]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Stalking the feeds when he sees... ]

Oh yes!

[ And POPS into the kitchen, sprawling himself across the kitchen counter, one high-heeled foot dangling over the dishwasher ]

I'll wash your dishes, Sebast-chan! All. Night. Looooooooong!

[ ACTION JACKSON ]

[faustianlike]

[ oh god what, how do you even get that from -- ]

My, to offer yourself for work here, Mr. Sutcliffe? Perhaps you might make a fine butler, yet. [ he extends a dirty glass, and a washing cloth, a grin on his face. ] Here you are. Make it sparkle, the Young Master does so hate anything but an immaculate glass in front of him.

[ ACTION FOREVERRRRRR ]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Takes the glass; and, while looking Sebastian in the eye, slowly and lovingly...

...liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks it! ]

[faustianlike]

[ ...a raised eyebrow. ]

Now, that's unsanitary. [ He takes the glass back, yanking it and the rag away, and begins to clean it himself. It is so hard to find good help... ]

Video (I ... I simply had to do this.)

[felinecovertops]

[Yoruichi is relaxing in cat form tonight, and is surfing through the NV feeds. She stops at this one, recognizing Sebastian as that politely evasive fellow she'd spoken to before. She doesn't realize that her paw has turned on the "video" option.]

[So Sebastian has a cute little black kitty blinking at him through the NV. Enjoy!]

Video (I love you so, so, so much.)

[faustianlike]

[ ... oh Heavens, he does so love black kitties. ]

My, aren't you a lovely one. You're eyes are absolutely gorgeous. Such a fantastic amber color.

Video (This needed to happen.)

[felinecovertops]

Mreow. [She plays up the "normal cat" facade and lightly pokes at the NV with one graceful little paw, as if intrigued that the device is speaking to her.]

Video (It really, truly did. ;w;)

[faustianlike]

[ He chuckles, tapping the screen with a pleased smile. ]

Hello there.