011; voice [forward dated to later in the morning since I will be working!]

[unfeasible]

SHIKA'S GONE!I don't fucking CARE about blowing your damn eardrums, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! He's not in the prison and nobody will tell me what happened and WHAT IF HE'S SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES

Comments

voice;

[payback]

... Maybe he worked himself out somehow?

[unfeasible]

He had a SIXTY YEAR SENTENCE! How could he?!

[payback]

I don't know.

It'd be great if how this place is would work out for something decent for once, though. Or maybe it is fairies. Who knows?

[unfeasible]

FUCKING SERIOUSLY! Just when I think it can't get any worse, MORE SHIT HAPPENS!

voice

[lawyerific]

...

Just gone?

[unfeasible]

LIKE! Okay! I visit him every day, so I go, and the guards tell me I can't, and I'm like what the fuck're you talking about, and they're like you just can't and I'm like WHY and they go he's not here and so I said what he got transferred? and then they're like something like that and I'm like THAT DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING and they just go HERE'S NOT HERE and I kept yelling but they just dragged me out...

[lawyerific]

Well there's several possibilities, and I'm afraid each of them are probably as bad as the last.

[This is so far out of his comfort zone, seriously. They'd all have been safely out of this mess if it had gone to court already.]

[unfeasible]

YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

[Private Video]

[suna_diplomat]

Naruto.

When is the last time you saw him?

[Congratulation. You just made her worries her hairs off.]

[locked voice]

[unfeasible]

YESTERDAY! I visit him every day and he was there and fine YESTERDAY and nobody said anything about a transfer or ANYTHING!

[locked voice]

[suna_diplomat]

Have you search the perimeter?

[unfeasible]

Wha-- WHY?! He wouldn't ESCAPE, he only said it a million times!

voice;

[foretells]

[Wow, that woke her up.]

Naruto, easy! Relax...

[unfeasible]

I CAN'T! Everything's going wrong!

[foretells]

What do you mean? I'm sure he's okay, we just have to find him.

BAW I'M SO SORRY MINAKO HE LOVES YOU REALLY ;;;;;;

[unfeasible]

Are you serious?! He was in PRISON for trying to kill somebody, they don't just let somebody walk OUT! He could be hurt, he could be DEAD--

[proxysearch]

[ohmygod kid it is too early for your screaming. Re-l rolls over, picks up her NV, and opens it in her lap.]

He's not dead. That's not how the system works; not even the police would do something so ridiculous.

[unfeasible]

That's not what happens on those TV shows! With all the shady shit going on and the crazy prison guards! They beat everybody up and don't say anything!

[proxysearch]

Life isn't a TV show.

[unfeasible]

How else'm I s'posed to know?!