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[crosstobare]

[ETA: officially on hiatus now, but will be willing to backdate next weekend if you'll bear with me. ^^;; Thanks.]

[Text: Private to anyone who came forward re: the Fazt*Kicz drink // 50% unhackable]

Sorry for any disturbance this may cause, but I'm investigating the recent happenings related to the Fazt*Kicz energy drink. Likely you've already

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[voice: private//unhackable]

[deadfreesia]

What is it?

[voice: private//unhackable]

[crosstobare]

Not one to waste time, are you?

How about a greeting of some kind?

[voice: private//unhackable]

[deadfreesia]

Hello.

[voice: private//unhackable]

[crosstobare]

[Tough crowd.]

Can you still hack most company records, or has technology left you behind, as well?

[voice]

[tokissity]

[Well, it never hurt to widen her network of people.]

The Darkness puts a damper on your time to spend with the ladies, I take it~? How terrible.

[voice]

[crosstobare]

Kind of you to take pity on me, at least.

I take it you don't often suffer similar afflictions.

[voice]

[tokissity]

I'm not terribly fond of the Darkness myself, dear. So I suppose I can relate. [Sort of.]

I guess that leaves us to seek entertainment from each other, hmm~?

[voice]

[crosstobare]

If that's agreeable to you, I can't find any objections.

What do you find entertaining?

Private // Hacked with Permission

[tots_prodigy]

I had the energy drink just fine.

[And he chose not to say that until now.]

Do you want help keeping things private?

Private // Hacked with Permission

[crosstobare]

Did you notice anything off about it, anyway? And.

What are you asking in return?

Private // Unhackable

[tots_prodigy]

There was nothing strange about it. It was near the AGI headquarters at the time and I grabbed one on lunch.

In return, I want whatever information you find out.

Private // Unhackable

[crosstobare]

I wonder what you'd do with this information.

You already know I've asked your boss for help.

voice.

[nebulaspiraling]

[ minute yawn, here. ]

It's probably more healthy, if you don't.

Also, I've heard some men are equally good conversationalists.

voice.

[crosstobare]

As have I, but women are more pleasant to listen to.

I never claimed to be fair.

voice.

[nebulaspiraling]

Diplomacy is an attractive quality! [ all youthful and matter-of-fact. ] Equal rights, and such and such.

Were you attacked, then? By one of those, ah, things?

voice.

[crosstobare]

Equal rights, yes, but treatment... I'd treat a lady a bit differently than a man. No disrespect meant, I'm just old-fashioned.

Shortly after I arrived, yes.

[video]

[gentiana_clusii]

[yes, this response is video, just so you can see him facepalming.]

Christ, Kudou, you never change.

[video]

[crosstobare]

[responds in kind, and smiles both at the facepalm and because he assumes Ken hasn't hacked the rest.]

Oh come now.

[He thinks about saying, 'would you recognize me if I did?' but.]

Too old to change my wicked ways.

[video]

[gentiana_clusii]

You're only as old as you think you are, old man.

[also: you should never assume. Ken's actually better with computers than you are, and more used to how this network works. His effort at security is a lot better, too, as a result.]

Need any help?

[video]

[crosstobare]

Clearly not, I still think I'm older than you.

[...damn, he should have seen that coming. Strikeout.]

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