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004; audio (i apologize beforehand for the assault on your eyes)

Sep 21, 2010 23:47

HEYYYYY EVERYBODY IT'S SHIKA'S BIRTHDAY!

Y'BETTER GET YOUR ASS OVER AND WISH HIM A GOOD ONE OR I'LL KICK IT!

Your ass, I mean. HA!

†: minako arisato, c: hyuuga neji, †: roronoa zoro, !: naruto uzumaki, c: kunogi himawari, c: nara shikamaru, c: allen walker, †: yosuke hanamura, c: nill, c: ishida uryuu, !: lily baskerville

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[1/3] outbursting September 22 2010, 07:00:03 UTC

[Jesus Christ!]

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:20:02 UTC

Hey, hey, early celebration is better than none at all. So I guess I can understand that idiot's thinking just a little bit.

Oh no.

I understand Naruto.

What has my life become?! Has it really fallen so far from how I thought it should be? Think fondly of me, Shika, as this may be the last time that you see me say anything reasonable that isn't screaming at the top of my lungs in the middle of the night like a jackass. [long pause, oh that is hitting just a little, awkward, okay, no, moving right along.]

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:23:48 UTC

[He doesn't notice the awkwardness. He's too busy cradling his head in embarrassment at having his goddamn birthday announced to everyone in the middle of the night.]

Don't you dare. There are already too many Narutos.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:25:28 UTC

[Won that battle.]

Shall that be my present to you? Not becoming Naruto?

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:27:09 UTC

Yes. Promise me with sincerity in your heart.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:29:29 UTC

I promise you with all of the warm fuzzies that burn in my heart for both sanity and sense of pride and dignity and all the things that Naruto has given up that I will never become him.

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:30:30 UTC

Good.

Now distract him with something shiny so I can get back to work.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:32:19 UTC

You know, I think that you should get some rest, Shika.

It'd be like an early Christmas miracle for us to see you sleeping at semi-reasonable hours.

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:33:14 UTC

Not right now.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:36:05 UTC

Ahem.

You realize if you don't I'll have to implement drastic means to ensure that you'll go to sleep.

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:37:13 UTC

Oh really.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:38:22 UTC

You're going to be the shiny thing I wave in front of Naruto to get him to calm down.

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:40:14 UTC

I'll break your arm.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:41:16 UTC

'Cause you got a fat ass?

underachieves September 22 2010, 07:42:33 UTC

Nevermind. I'll break your nose.

outbursting September 22 2010, 07:44:34 UTC

And yet you don't argue about the fat ass comment. I see, I see.

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