Good afternoon. I'm unsure as to whether the thing I'd like to speak with most can listen, through here, but for now it's quicker than buying a billboard or some such. Everyone and everything needs to listen closely, then, all right
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[Cindy screws her face up; oh what a frumpy little girly scowl! The visual is fuzzy, staticky. Cindy leans forward and rests her chin in her arms.]
Who's evi-sir-ate? Are they scary like the bad man with an eye patch and a crooked mouth? Cause if he is I don't want to be anywhere near him. He's baaaaad.
...That's not very nice. Daddy just makes them dead as doornails. Knocks them cold. Knocks them flat like pancakes and strawberry syrup! My Daddy's smarter than Einstein and stronger than Hercules! Can your daddy do that?
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How broken is he?
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Only a tiny bit, and that's lucky.
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A tiny bit? Then you shouldn't fret. I'm sure you can fix him.
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Who's evi-sir-ate? Are they scary like the bad man with an eye patch and a crooked mouth? Cause if he is I don't want to be anywhere near him. He's baaaaad.
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...That's not very nice. Daddy just makes them dead as doornails. Knocks them cold. Knocks them flat like pancakes and strawberry syrup! My Daddy's smarter than Einstein and stronger than Hercules! Can your daddy do that?
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Only his skin?
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Well, his bones, too, obviously. And anything else.
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How about his mind?
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That'd be troublesome.
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[Short-tempered.]
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