my second

[avariced]

[faraway growls, grumblings, and the loud ruckus of a lot of junk being rifled through precedes the real meat and potatoes of this voice feed. the alien words are translated out once Larfleeze picks up his NV-ring.]

--ere, here...Chatty, chatty stupid ring. Chatty stupid ring-people on my network...mine. Hhrr-!

[a loud squeal of metal getting

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video;

[unziphimdaddy]

There's a doggy on the creeper peeper, but he's not like any I've seen. He's biiig and strong like Mr. Bubbles!

[A little girl sits on the other end of the video feed. She's not like all little girls though; her skin is allll blue and her eyes are yellow like firefly lights.]

You're scary looking.

voice

[avariced]

[a distracted snarl, huff.] Doggy. What is...a doggy? Do I have one already?

video; (oh! I had thought yours was video aahh sorry ;3; )

[unziphimdaddy]

A doggy is an animal with biiig claws and gnashing teeth. Some doggies are nice, but some can be very very mean like Daddy on a bad day. Strangers act like dogs sometimes; they bite and growl and wiggle around lots. But I don't have to worry, Daddy makes the strangers go away.

video.

[regive]

What're you going to use all that land for once you get it?

voice

[avariced]

Own it.

video.

[regive]

That sounds really boring.

[voice]

[mentis_reae]

If you need land, buy land.

[voice]

[avariced]

Feh! Buy. Buy. Stupid. That's only trading one thing for another! I don't gain from buying.

voice

[crawdads]

[ is this a tank he hears?!

just, really quiet for a bit, before: ]

How're you doin' that?

voice

[avariced]

Hhr-! Doing what, annoying, chatty ring-person?! Go away!

voice

[crawdads]

I was just askin'!

Your voice, sir! It's real, uhm- low. And I don't mean it in a rude way.

voice

[avariced]

[rumbly growl.] What?

video

[smokenbombs]

Ah--what do you need land for?

voice

[avariced]

To have it! If I don't have any already, I need some now!

voice

[smokenbombs]

I can look for some that's for sale? Do you have money?