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[implausibility]

Attention!

I Hanamura The POLICE are looking for any information pertaining to two (2) individuals that have recently gone missing and are believed to be deceased. The individuals are:

Souji Seta (1)
Rise Kujikawa (1)

Individuals are around 180 and 160 cm. They were last seen I mean Kujikawa was 160 and Seta-kun was 180

Comments

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Seriously? Me?

I-I'm always serious!

Do you know how many people on the force just hand-wave the maintenance of their guns? I mean, dealing with firearms is just like dealing with people - you're not gonna get anything out of it if you don't put some work into it. Then, they complain about how crappy the model is, and always talk about how it just locks up and jams. Well, you know what? It wouldn't do that if you took care of it properly enough. That barrel's gotta be cleaned out once in a while, and the gears have to be greased just like any machine once in a while. It's not like it'll up and slick itself, you know. It's a gun, not a woman, and-

[Someone's a fanatic.]

[implausibility]

Huh? I was talking about guns.

[What inappropriate comments? You gonna repeat them in public?]

[implausibility]

W-wait! So you haven't got any info at all?

[implausibility]

...So you did only talk to me to make fun of the sketches...

[implausibility]

Then...why not just talk to him?

[implausibility]

I don't know anything about the kid except that he's pretending to hold up all right when all he's doing is postponing the inevitable.

[No pause for questioning.]

Other than that, I haven't the faintest idea! I'm just trying to gather useful information myself! That's what this whole announcement was for. See up there? 'Looking for information!' Heheh, looks like we're on the same boat after all.