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[ VOICE ] one ( RIGHT AFTER SIREN )

Aug 12, 2010 01:02

[ the NV starts and the guy speaking into is clearly aware that it's on. but is just talking into it anyways. at like, five hundred miles a minute. ]

Yeah, okay, so I'm not dead. Thanks a lot, leaving me where I could be killed. Seriously, how do you expect a guy to feel welcomed into some crazy new town if you're gonna leave him out there for the ( Read more... )

†: red x, c: nami, c: jubilee, c: allen walker, †: scarecrow, †: shijima kurookano, c: jinx, †: killer croc, †: poison ivy

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[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:15:52 UTC

...you sound a lot like a kid in yellow spandex I hate.

Any relation to anyone named Flash, or am I just jumping to conclusions?

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 08:12:15 UTC

If I were you, I'd rather be car wax than something that goes in a thermometer from the 70's. At least the former is useful. But are you in it for the chemistry or the mythology? Guess which one would impress the pretty lady more.

And don't make fun of Special Ed kids. I have at least three on my team back home, and they perform their job as meat shields exceptionally.

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 16:36:02 UTC

There's a pretty lady around here? [ skeptical sounding ] Let me know when I meet her.

Yeah. Also real impressive, Jinxy.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 20:41:37 UTC

Don't call me Jinxy.

Now, stop running around the streets after siren and get inside before you hurt yourself, Car Wax.

Re: [voice] qwykest August 13 2010, 00:23:13 UTC

Don't call me Car Wax then.

Aww, I wouldn't wanna worry you, sweetheart.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 13 2010, 00:41:32 UTC

My only flaw is that I care too much. Ask my parole officer.

It would just be so unfortunate for the citizens to have to wait in the morning while the fire department washes your half digested corpse off the streets.

[voice] qwykest August 13 2010, 00:44:25 UTC

You're under the appreciation that those monsters can catch me.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 13 2010, 00:51:54 UTC

They don't have to. There's a few out there. They look like bad Rorschachs. You run into one of those and they start marinating you in stomach acid instantaneously. Painful way to go, really.

[voice] qwykest August 13 2010, 00:53:48 UTC

[ what the hell did i write up there. expectation* ]

Sure. Right.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 13 2010, 01:00:12 UTC

[XD I totally read that "expectation" the first time.]

Oh, you'll get it eventually. The monsters stop being fun, cocky attitudes land you in interrogation chairs or slave trades, you get a job, settle down, find a new hobby, and life goes on. This is what we call the "denial" phase.

[voice] qwykest August 13 2010, 01:04:22 UTC

[ OH OKAY GOOD. cause lmfao. i don't know what the hell i was thinking ]

Oh no, I've already gotten over the whole, "start a new life" thing. Really, Doc, your diagnosis is moot.

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