Aug 09, 2010 12:32
c: harley quinn, c: portgas d. ace, †: harley quinn, †: poison ivy, !: killer croc, c: rochelle
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It's a phone, fish-breath, a phone!
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Hey! Who are ya callin' fish-breath ya stupid clown!
[Croc's Face takes up the entire screen again.]
It doesn't look like any phone that I've ever seen!
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Trust me, HQTV ain't live just yet.
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[Croc pouts.]
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[UM.]
Hello...? This is about the opposite of Seinfeld, by the way.
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[Croc frowns.]
I don't want ta watch somethin' that's the opposite of Seinfeld. That probably means it's no good!
[Croc's face grows smaller on the screen for a moment, then grows again as he tinkers around with his device some more.]
An' if this isn't a T.V. like that stupid clown girl said that means what'cher sayin' is that this place is no good!
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Right?
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[He scratches his chin.]
Who're you anyways?
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Psst... all right there? Throwing that thing around isn't going to make it work better.
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I know that!
[Pauses]
How do I work this damn thing anyways?
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...What's Seinfeld, by the way?
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[His face brightens.]
It's only the best show ever! How could ya not know what Seinfeld is!
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Woah, easy. It's not a tv, man.
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[He didn't.]
I aint stupid!
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No...
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[Ah good, someone she knew, that she could at least tolerate.]
I'm sure someone has enlightened you by now, but the thing you posses is something far more advanced than a mere television set.
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[Croc grins.]
Yeah, yeah they been yelling at me about it.
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[Well, since he was using video, she supposed she would as well.]
I must admit that I was a little confused myself, when I initially arrived here.
But I must ask...just how much trouble have you gotten into so far?
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[He laughs.]
Surprisingly, I haven't gotten into any... yet.
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