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[phaseshifts]

Hm...

{the rasp of a match, here, and the fire flickers to life against the dusk. someone is living dangerously, only a little, sitting on a rooftop with night just beginning to close down the horizon. Tyki tilts his head back, leans in, exhales smoke, the little flame gleaming on his eyes.It's a real pain. It's hard to find enough to eat. I

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[ridi_arlecchino]

A clown and a super-hero sidekick are walkin' through a forest.

Sidekick says, "Holy leafy hideaways! This place is kinda scary."

"You're scared?" says the Clown. "I gotta walk outta here alone!"

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[phaseshifts]

{he shifts his thumb so he can look at the nv... oh, it's a voice thingy. hm.

doesn't... get it...}

...Mhm?

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[namiwasheretoo]

[Someone can't sleep. And on her night off too...] Heh, you sound a bit like my captain. He couldn't get enough to eat here either.

[A pause, his image is all thumb now, isn't it? A roll of her eyes as she adds] Nice thumb print.

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[phaseshifts]

It's not too hard to find food... just, getting enough. That's my problem. I'm not picky, but it's a bother~

{hm? a lady. he cocks his head at the nv and moves his thumb so the camera is visible again. smile, smile.} You're too kind.

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[sequincy]

...Why are you asking for jokes when you need to find food? You're only wasting your time when you have bigger concerns like that.

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[phaseshifts]

You ever heard those sayings about all work and no play?

[video]

[sequincy]

They're meant to apply to people who aren't starving. You're being idiotic.

[video]

[phaseshifts]

Who are you, boy?

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[atrumcanis]

There's a boy who comes from a family well-known to produce really good Seers. Their predictions are never wrong that's how good they are. So one night he falls asleep and he dreams about a crow. And the crow tells him that his cousin is going to die. So he wakes up and he's a bit frightened, and he tells his dad, but his dad sort of writes him off. Except, sure enough, the cousin dies that day. So the boy falls asleep that night, dreams about the same crow--and the crow says that the boy's great aunt is going to die. He tells his dad in the morning, and the aunt dies that day

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[phaseshifts]

{ha ha ha indeed. he really does laugh.}

Congratulations! You're the first one who listened to me, too.

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[atrumcanis]

[He switches over to video with a grin.]

Yeah? Stands to reason, I s'ppose; I'm good at listening, and I'm good at jokes as well. And you're welcome. If a bloke asks to hear a joke, it's a joke that he wants to hear.

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[phaseshifts]

I'm glad someone here understands that. I don't need to be nagged at by people I've just met while I'm only looking for a conversation. {hmph.}

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[proxysearch]

Don't have the money to eat as much as you want?

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[phaseshifts]

Mhmm. It's a little annoying. {sigh.} I guess I'll have to actually buckle down and get a job.

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[proxysearch]

...How long have you been here without a job?

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[phaseshifts]

Well, I'm not exactly jobless...