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Jul 23, 2010 23:32

[The NV's audio comes on as it's skittering across the floor, is what it sounds like. Words-]

--might just kick your fat head in!

[It's Shijima. She sounds a cross between distressed and highly agitated. From a little further away, there's another voice; it's very deep and manly. Very. Actually, it's Big Boss.]

What! Come on, it looks cute!

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!: shijima kurookano, †: big boss

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audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 07:21:41 UTC

[Liquid sounds rather irritable. Enough said. And hearing those voices when he's injured and tetchy is pushing him.]

JUST GET THE HELL OFF OF HIS BEARD BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND MAKE YOU!

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 07:23:27 UTC

I won't get off of it. In fact, I'll pull it.

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 07:25:42 UTC

You're acting like a five year old.

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 07:26:17 UTC

Rape of the lock, little boy.

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 07:28:12 UTC

I happen to be thirty-three years old. I am far from little.

...and what do you mean?

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 07:29:54 UTC

He-- He cut it and Jack you said you were good at this--

[Abuse.]

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 07:31:23 UTC

...

He cut your hair.

[Sigh. It comes a little harsh than usual.]

I take it back, pull all you want.

audio // private heavendivided July 24 2010, 08:36:42 UTC

[Well, thank you for defending my beard all the way. Guess who's not gonna come out of his room for the next two weeks because someone mutilated his face.]

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 08:38:44 UTC

[There is an irritated sigh. He has the feeling he'd better take that back or else he's going to get in trouble.]

No, actually, don't do it, or else I'll shave your hair in your sleep. There's nothing more important to an old man than his beard, isn't that right?

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 08:40:16 UTC

[Her voice sounds farther away from the NV again.]

Jack isn't old! You wouldn't be able to shave it!

[Cats like revenge.]

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 08:44:27 UTC

You really believe that. That's adorable, child.

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 08:49:06 UTC

Do you really want to draw this out, little boy.

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 08:50:43 UTC

[There is the sound of footsteps in the background.]

Where are you, little girl?

audio // private heartdissonance July 24 2010, 08:51:59 UTC

Oh dear. Confrontation. Don't come look, my hair is still bad--

Yes! Don't even say it, Jack, it is bad.

audio // private ysobritish July 24 2010, 08:53:18 UTC

Then I'll look for the girl with the badly-cut hair. Do give me a few moments. I'm rather shot up, if I must admit it. I'll find you soon enough.

[Fooootsteps~...]

action heavendivided July 24 2010, 09:04:10 UTC

[by the time you arrive IN THE BATHROOM, liquid, it will already be too late. at this rate, he can be glad that shijima didnt stab his one remaining eye out with the razor.

he's laying on the floor, a tiny girl with a horrible haircut sitting on his back, and jacks groaning and pressing his face to the tiles.

this is far worse than any nightmare ;-;]

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