[video]

[he_is_wild]

*The man in the video feed looks like he's seen better days. He has blood trickling from his lips and nose and just looks generally bedraggled and beaten-up.

His eyes ferret about dizzily before he speaks*

....Am I dead?

Comments

[video]

[killswithapen]

You certainly look like death warmed up, no offense. Ah--do you need help?

[he_is_wild]

Help? Moi?

*A beat*

I think if I'm dead then I'm beyond help, Sonny Jim.

[killswithapen]

A few of us are little better than dead ourselves. As for help, it's Friday, which means it's my day to keep an eye on the network.

[ voice ]

[he_is_wild]

Your day?

Didn't know they kept chore lists in Heaven. Or ah....

Where ever the heck this is.

[video]

[personforme]

Dead?

[video]

[he_is_wild]

Dead. Kaput. Taking a dirtnap. Taking the big sleep. Hanging at the Headstone Garden.

[video]

[personforme]

[Yeah, you...totally lost her.] Dead is bad?

[video]

[he_is_wild]

*He makes a vague gesture*

Not bad. But final!

voice

[disinfects]

Looks like it.

voice

[he_is_wild]

Then he finally did me in, eh?

Now that's funny.

[audio]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Oh... my God...

[audio]

[he_is_wild]

Yanno...I think I saw Him when I went.

[audio]

[hexyoutotuesday]

[If she already wasn't starstruck enough, you stunned her into a momentary silence.]

You...

Are you--

You have to be. Tell me your name!

[audio]

[he_is_wild]

Would you believe that I still don't know? Thought I'd at least figure that much out when I karked it but nooo.

And such a pity.

[madeinoblivion]

Obviously not.

[he_is_wild]

Are you sure?

[madeinoblivion]

Well you're awake and talking, aren't you?

[he_is_wild]

Sure, sure, but what does that prove?