❝ Video ❞

[izalogic]

[ Here is Izaya, in what appears to be an executive office. Fancy desk, prized paintings decorating the room--Even the stack of papers on the desk was neat and organized! Clearly, this is not his office, despite the fact he seemed to be resting rather comfortably in it. ]

Human's capacity for trust is just stunning! When

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[weaktobullets]

Then don't get that close to people.

HERPDERP. /fixes.

[weaktobullets]

Hypothetical "you", dumbass.

Whatever, kid.

I sow what you did thar.

[izalogic]

Lonely people get very defensive sometimes! Don't worry, I'm not judging you. ♥

/crais. I can't keep my accounts straight, obvs.

[weaktobullets]

Well shit, guess I better go find some friends.

It happens to all of us /strokes hair.

[izalogic]

I can be your friend! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

;A;

[weaktobullets]

I don't even know your name.

<33

[izalogic]

Izaya Orihara. What's yours?

<3

[weaktobullets]

[...he is tempted to give someone else's name, seeing as Izaya in the video and Izaya texting seem almost like different people. But:]

Shinjiro Aragaki.

Izaya is having way too much fun with the faces.

[izalogic]

Can we be friends now, Shinjiro? (=ﾟωﾟ)ノ

I also am enjoying them!

[weaktobullets]

No.

[izalogic]

Great. Just when I was hoping someone would help me carry this heavy computer downstairs. (´；^；`)

[weaktobullets]

Computers ain't that heavy.

[izalogic]

It is. When it's as old as this one here.

[weaktobullets]

Then why do you want it?

[izalogic]

That's a secret! But if we were friends-- (´∵｀)

[weaktobullets]

I ain't lifting shit for you.