Comments | sirenspull: 001. ♐ [te%t.]

fiddlesticking in sirenspull

001. ♐ [te%t.]

Jan 20, 2012 01:09

D --> I would really like to react in abject disbelief, but with recent events as they are
D --> I am unfortunately not in any position to e%hibit incredulity
D --> Fine
D --> I can tolerate more timestream ripping f001ishness
D --> This is certainly a more
D --> Fortuitous set of circumstances than I was previously involved in

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c: terezi pyrope, !: equius zahhak, c: vriska serket, c: dave strider, c: jade harley

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manipuleights January 20 2012, 06:14:22 UTC

You do realize you're sounding like a complete tool, right? Lay off the formalities for once and may8e someone will give you the time of day!
Oh yeah, welcome to Canada.

fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 06:52:37 UTC

D --> I am equally underwhelmed to be in your presence again as well
D --> Hi
D --> Do e%plain how first contact with a new host of Earth beasts doesn't call for formalities
D --> I am e%actly two ears

voice forever youfartknocker January 20 2012, 06:18:19 UTC

Uh- you spelled object wrong. Uh, huh huh huh. There's a k in it. [ LMAO yep didn't even get through the first line. tl;dr ]

voice fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 06:42:02 UTC

[oh BH grrl you done did it]

No. I did not.

Also, you will cease making that reprehensible noise.

voice youfartknocker January 21 2012, 00:54:12 UTC

Uh- make me, butt-knocker. Uh, huh huh huh.

fiddlesticking January 23 2012, 21:42:19 UTC

What sort of vile thing is a butt-knocker.

Inform me at once.

Thread 5

scalemates January 20 2012, 06:23:00 UTC

WOW WH4T 1S 1T W1TH US 4ND R4MBL1NG
S3R1OUSLY TH3 C4N4D14NS 4R3NT GO1NG TO C4R3

fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 06:56:41 UTC

D --> Oh
D --> Is that rambling
D --> I did not notice
D --> I was merely making a formal introduction

D --> Is Canadian the proper word for the inhabitants of this territory

scalemates January 20 2012, 07:01:44 UTC

W3LL YOU DO K1ND OF C4RRY ON >:]

Y3S 4ND NO!
C4N4D14NS 4R3 MONST3RS
TH3Y COM3 OUT 4T N1GHT
34T TROLLS
TH3Y 4R3 SO STRONG TH4T 3V3N YOUR3 NOT 4 M4TCH FOR TH3M

fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 07:13:51 UTC

[STRONG YOU SAY.....]

D --> Goodness
D --> This is quite intriguing information, Pyrope
D --> Are they perhaps
D --> Some caliber of musclebeast
D --> Or the Earthly analogue thereof

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( text ) rehashes January 20 2012, 06:23:31 UTC

hahaha oh man
i was hoping and praying youd show your creepy mouthbreathing mug around here eventually
it was only a matter of time before canada would find it necessary to add one more to the all you can eat buffet plate of hilarious alien horseshit
lets all just dig right in
dont even bother putting a goddamn bib on and fuck silverware
just have at it

te%t! fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 06:59:48 UTC

D --> Er
D --> I will not be partaking of this e%cremental feast
D --> Nor your very unpleasant metaphor that is stopping this instant

[voice] futurarex January 20 2012, 15:31:29 UTC

[Most of the time, he doesn't bother with these. They're far too weird and the writing doesn't make sense half of the time, but there was that bit toward the end of this....]

Sorry--are you issuing a challenge? [A beat.] And it's called snow, by the way.

[voice] fiddlesticking January 23 2012, 21:35:55 UTC

[The voice that crackles on the other end of the feed is prim and sedate and confident and all sorts of other good adjectives, but the effect might be dampened by the fact it sounds so, well, young. He's not going to let a voice crack ruin some intergalactic manliness, though.]

Absolutely. [So very pleased about the idea.] It is the only proper manner in which to greet an alien race. I take it this is an acceptance of that challenge?

[He pauses.]

I -- I knew that. I know what snow is. There's no need to take such a pedantic tone with me.

...Unless you want to, of course.