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[skysplitting]

[ There's one blonde girl who looks very, very unhappy. She's dressed in a cheerleader outfit, hair held up, and judging by her expression? She judges everything. She isn't happy with the NV, or with anything, to be frank. ]

A baseball thing? Seriously?

[ She smiles, and it is a very pretty smile and at the same time if looks could kill -- ]

I don't

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[istheknowledge]

[ A teenager? Cambria's expression is one of shock, but then again--her son is here. That's something she doesn't want to think about right now, so she clicks on the video feed and clears her throat gently, green eyes on the teen. ]

I've got no idea what you're talking about, sweetheart, but I'm getting the feeling that's probably normal around here. [ She smiles--she's got a very warm personality about her, and she's hoping that'll calm the poor blonde girl down. Reminds her of Newo, a little bit. Not the tone of voice, though. ]

If it's any consolation, I landed with my ass on home plate, too. Not a very nice feeling.

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[skysplitting]

This could all be very clear if I knew where here actually even is.

I'm kinda sure this is illegal.

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[istheknowledge]

I think it's out of the state's hands. But we're in a country called.. Uhm. 'Canada,' I believe? If that means anything to you.

[ She shrugs. No idea what that means. ]

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[skysplitting]

Yeah -- I have no idea how I ended up in Canada. I never actually wanted to ever visit Canada. But I'm an American citizen and the Canadians should just send me back. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed in Canada.

[showbizpanache]

Quinn? [Damn, who's next?]

[skysplitting]

...Kurt?

[ what even. ]

You're here to? Ok, this is actually the worst kidnapping ever. Is that loser Ben Israel behind this?

[showbizpanache]

I'm afraid it's a tad bit more complex than that. Has a Greeter spoken with you yet? You'll get the most pertinent information from them.

[skysplitting]

Unless Finn is a greeter now - no.

[pullsheavendown]

Sorry...you missed Christmas by about a month.

[skysplitting]

-- It's Christmas eve tonight, actually.

[ what. it is ok? ]

[pullsheavendown]

Not here, it isn't. Sorry. Time works kinda funny here. You just arrived, right?

[skysplitting]

Right...just now. Wait. I missed Christmas?

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[brokethenorm]

[He knows that scathing tone far too well, has been on the receiving end of it a few too many times in the past (he knows, now, that between a pregnant girl and her ice cream is quite possibly the scariest place to ever be). He just gapes at the NV for a moment, staring at the image on the screen.

Oh] Quinn? Wait, what're you doing here?

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[skysplitting]

Practicing for a career in baseball cheerleading -- I'm stuck here, Finn. And even worse? I have no idea where 'here' is -

[ she's about to lash even more when -- ]

Wait, you were kidnapped too? Have they kidnapped the entire glee club?

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[brokethenorm]

[Please don't eat him, dragon lady] Well 'here' is Siren's Port. I don't know, it's supposed to be off the coast of Canada or something.

[A shrug and a half-hearted smile] Yeah, like, two weeks ago, I guess. About half the glee club is here now.

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[skysplitting]

-- We're in Canada? I don't even have a passport how can we --

Wait. Do you think Coach Sylvester sent us here? 'cause this is beyond Ben Israel and the losers.

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[yosukecantstop]

[Blink.]

Oh. Are you new? You should probably get inside-crap, but I don't know where to send you, now.

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[skysplitting]

New and already heading out. I have actually no interest in leaving my towb for this dump.

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[yosukecantstop]

Actually, you can't leave. Sorry, but it's true. People have been trying to figure out a way for a long time from what I hear. But so far no one ever has.

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[skysplitting]

Wait -- no way out of Canada? Seriously?