9 [Video]

[kissesdarling]

[Crowley is inside his apartment, leaning against a counter. He, for the time being, is the only individual in the shot, because Crowley has no friends.

Clearly.

He pauses for a moment or two, to collect his thoughts, before speaking directly to the NV, calm and collected.]

I find myself in need of a large sum of money. As a result -- I’d like to ask

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[youandoblivion]

Genetic splicing, hmmm? [Oh, look. You tickled the lolibait scientist's curiosity, Crowley. GOOD FOR YOU.]

[kissesdarling]

Genetic splicing.

[BRING IT.]

[youandoblivion]

Well, I can't help you on the money front, but I also can't recommend in good faith that you go to the companies. They're not exactly the experts they claim to be. [Because she's a jaded genius and they are assholes. Hilariously, the fact that they're sketchy doesn't matter. THEY'RE HACKS.]

[kissesdarling]

Personal experience or hearsay?

[painhumbles]

Okay. Why am I the only entity in this town who doesn't wanna mess with these guys? That's saying something. [Mostly because he tried and... It got messy.]

[kissesdarling]

Care to share a story?

[painhumbles]

Didn't realize it was Circle Time already.

[kissesdarling]

It's always Circle Time when I'm poking into things I shouldn't.

[worldhaditsway]

[Blink. Blink.] So, Dr. Evil, did your boyfriend just... Die or what?

[kissesdarling]

No idea.

[Without looking down, as he sips a glass of scotch that has miraculously appeared.]

My migraine has mysteriously disappeared, so maybe.

[worldhaditsway]

And he's... Really an angel? [Yeah, that side is so unimpressive right now.]

[kissesdarling]

He's something of a failure. He got kicked out of the cool club at a very early age.

[Crowley glances down again to look at him.]

No one particularly cares about Thursday anyway.

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[comeshonesty]

Castiel, since by now you should be awake.. if you truly wish to bleed yourself out and make that boy's addiction worse, I'm certain that I can find infinitely more entertaining ways.

And Crowley, do try to keep your angel on a shorter leash, won't you? It seems that he loses all common sense when it comes to certain humans.

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[kissesdarling]

[This is, quite possibly, the only thing that has made Crowley somewhat amused all day.]

Leashing him is a distinct possibility.

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[comeshonesty]

I'm certain he could learn to enjoy it.

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[kissesdarling]

I know a few rituals to keep his wings pinned, but I wouldn't mind a suggestion or two.

[longaevus]

video;
I would advise staying away from the companies. [ Pause ] Is he all right?

[kissesdarling]

He's alive.

Why?

[longaevus]

Concern.

[kissesdarling]

Not him, the corporations. Why should I stay away from them?

[Castiel deserves what he gets, don't mind him. 8|]