Looks like it's that time. Alright, all the new people. I'm sure you're all confused and scared and all that crap. But before you start making idiots of yourselves on here, listen
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[You can Jump, you can hide, but let's face it, haggard archangels having rough weeks will always find you. And interrupt your brilliant speeches with slow claps.]
[Okay asshole, he's in his cave. Don't fuck with his cave.
Unfortunately, he had just picked up one of the presents his not!Dad gave him for Christmas. The throwing knife. It's heading for the shoulder area, but Griffin hasn't perfected the art yet.]
Je-- Gabriel. I don't know how it works upstairs, but there are boundaries on Earth.
[He makes a mental note to re-paint the banishing sigils Anna showed him.]
[Gabriel's usually faster than that, but because he's not his best, he only narrowly misses having to dig said knife out of him. Bad. Very bad. But so's his life here lately.]
Really? 'Cause I heard we were kinda "above the law," right down that one about where babies come from.
[Griffin arches a brow. Going for the baby talk so soon, Gabe? He decides not to touch the comment with a ten foot pole, because while he so totally isn't afraid of the archangel, he's not in the mood to clean up his innards from the cave floor.]
Why are you even here? If you're going to punch me again, I swear to God I'll kick your balls in until there's nothing left.
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[There is a brief snicker at the end.]
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Couldn't you be a little nicer?
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I'm telling them what wants to kill them. How is that not nice?
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You don't have to say it like that, though!
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Unfortunately, he had just picked up one of the presents his not!Dad gave him for Christmas. The throwing knife. It's heading for the shoulder area, but Griffin hasn't perfected the art yet.]
Je-- Gabriel. I don't know how it works upstairs, but there are boundaries on Earth.
[He makes a mental note to re-paint the banishing sigils Anna showed him.]
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Really? 'Cause I heard we were kinda "above the law," right down that one about where babies come from.
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Why are you even here? If you're going to punch me again, I swear to God I'll kick your balls in until there's nothing left.
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[Though he has no room to complain about greeters, considering he was greeted with hot makeouts.]
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[Not happening, mister. Hot redheads only.]
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