eighth jump \\ [audio]
Looks like it's that time. Alright, all the new people. I'm sure you're all confused and scared and all that crap. But before you start making idiots of yourselves on here, listen.
Yeah, this is real. Don't believe me, stay out after the sirens and find out for yourselves. And yeah, the monsters are real too. Yes, they can be killed, but generally it's really bloody difficult.
No, you're not crazy. Or, yeah, you probably are crazy, because there's always something off about the people they send here. But you were crazy before you got here, it's not the Port's fault. It'll make you more crazy, with the monsters and not letting you leave and sometimes making you do the stupidest-- The point is it didn't initially make you bonkers.
No, you can't go home. No, the fact that if you try to go past the Pull, it will kill you is not made up by the companies to scare you. You will die. But go ahead and try it, there's a good chance you'll come back.
Yes, the two major companies, AGI and SERO, want to do really awful things with your body. AGI wants to sell it to the highest bidder so they can do gross sex things. SERO wants to strap you to a table and slice you up in the name of science.
Any other questions? Feel free to ask anyone else. To sum up: This exists, a lot of things here want to kill you horribly, but that's okay because you probably won't stay dead.
Class dismissed.
Yeah, this is real. Don't believe me, stay out after the sirens and find out for yourselves. And yeah, the monsters are real too. Yes, they can be killed, but generally it's really bloody difficult.
No, you're not crazy. Or, yeah, you probably are crazy, because there's always something off about the people they send here. But you were crazy before you got here, it's not the Port's fault. It'll make you more crazy, with the monsters and not letting you leave and sometimes making you do the stupidest-- The point is it didn't initially make you bonkers.
No, you can't go home. No, the fact that if you try to go past the Pull, it will kill you is not made up by the companies to scare you. You will die. But go ahead and try it, there's a good chance you'll come back.
Yes, the two major companies, AGI and SERO, want to do really awful things with your body. AGI wants to sell it to the highest bidder so they can do gross sex things. SERO wants to strap you to a table and slice you up in the name of science.
Any other questions? Feel free to ask anyone else. To sum up: This exists, a lot of things here want to kill you horribly, but that's okay because you probably won't stay dead.
Class dismissed.