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[inceptionist]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

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[narcotizes]

Oh ShIt My BrOsIs!
yOu SpReAdInG sOmE wIcKeD WiLd FiReS oF RhYmE aCrOsS tHe MoThErFuCkIn NeTwOrK??

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[inceptionist]

I am not your brosis. That would be Desire. I am Dream.

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[narcotizes]

UhHh.
I kInDa DiDn'T gEt ThAt MiDdLe PaRt AbOuT dEsIrInG bUt It'S cOoL.
yOu MiNd If ThIs WiCkEd ClOwN sHrEdS sOmE bEaTs WiTh YoUr JaMmInG, mOtHeRfUcKeR? :o)

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[inceptionist]

Desire is the name of my brother-sister.
But by all means, if you feel so inspired.

[stillhaslegs]

[ A riddle? Or something else entirely?

He replies in the only way he knows how. ]

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

[inceptionist]

[he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake. he's the sandman?!]

[stillhaslegs]

Was I close? Or do you know another way it goes?

[inceptionist]

No, I believe that is correct.

[doeswhathewants]

Always thought it was a little suspicious- an old man who is constantly watching you and sneaks into the houses of small children all over the world one night a year. Leaving them presents.

That's a fair few number of crimes just right there.

[inceptionist]

Indeed. There is a word for people who watch you while you sleep--and I don't mean my name.

[doeswhathewants]

Somnophiliac. I think if there was a Santa- there's not in my world to my knowledge- that he'd likely be arrested by now.

...what's your name?

[inceptionist]

I have many. The most common of which is Morpheus. Or simply Dream.

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[regeneratesalot]

Got any others on hand? [ Aww, christmas stories. ]

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[inceptionist]

If it was written, sung, recorded, or in any way handed down, I've got it.

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[regeneratesalot]

Even from other worlds?

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[inceptionist]

What makes you think I'm from this world?

[linkings]

Is this... some sort of story?

[inceptionist]

It is. A holiday story, pertaining to the legend of Saint Nicholas.

[linkings]

...Saint Nicholas?

Do you mean, Santa Claus?

[inceptionist]

The very same.