001 {Audio}

[failedparenting]

[There's absolutely no way John's going to show his face to the entire city. So, an audio announcement it is.]

I’m need to know if anyone knows anything about garages in the city are hiring? I’ve got at least 40 year’s experience with trucks, bikes, busses, you name it. I’ll work minimum if I have to, I need the money.

[An then an almost audible

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[servingfather]

[John may not be willing to show his face to the entire city but Michael's all over trolling people with the bb!face. So here he is, looking rather amused.]

I'm sure plenty of places could do with bouncers especially at night.

audio; Oh shit son

[failedparenting]

[The ridiculously long silence is understandable, considering his own, albeit much younger, face looking out at him.

After probably ten minutes, he replies.]

You've got a death wish, don't you?

video; it's on now

[servingfather]

[Michael doesn't even look threatened by that, in fact, he's smiling.]

There's no need for violence, John. Perhaps we should talk face-to-face.

video;

[failedparenting]

[Oh you are going down.]

I think that's a good idea.

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[kissesdarling]

[ ... oh you've got to be kidding.]

John Winchester. Soul included -- I'll make twice the money off of you when I sell you on Ebay now that I've got the complete set of Team Idiot.

[Crowley sounds remarkably jovial. Even though he wants to vomit glass at the moment. He hates this family like he hates Azazel.]

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[failedparenting]

[John has had it up to here with shady characters in this place, oh my God.]

So you know who I am. You wanna tell who the hell you are?

[The "So I can kill you in a manner befitting whatever the hell you are," is implied]

[Video // Private // Unhackable] eff you HTML

[kissesdarling]

Every individual under the world knows who you are -- are you honestly that thickheaded? Is that where Dean gets it from?

[ s i g h. The Winchesters will forever be the bane of his posh existence.]

The name's Crowley. I rule Hell. The new version, not the one that you've signed up for, though I can't say I'm entirely inclined to change that, seeing as your sons do nothing but try to kill me.

I suppose you've run into my old pain in the ass, Azazel, judging from your worn-and-torn-tired-of-life-and-everything-in-it attitude.

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[failedparenting]

[Okay, obvious demon. After "I rule Hell", John pretty much tunes out everything Crowley says, because demons,as a rule tend to be full of shit.

The last bit catches his attention, though.]

You know that yellow-eyed bastard?

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[axemeaquestion]

I got a boyfriend for a bouncer than I can make give you a hand, if that helps.

[audio] Because fuck tha police, John trusts no one

[failedparenting]

You don't have to do that, I just need some place that's already hiring. Thanks for the offer, though.

[Also, your poor boyfriend.]

[audio] FINE goodness.

[axemeaquestion]

[Why would you give Nick any sympathy.]

Hey, it's cool. I'm pretty sure they'd have something open. But if you change your mind... [You get the idea.]

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[failedparenting]

[Hey, for all John knows, your boyfriend could be a lovely person with a demanding girlfriend.]

I'll be sure to give you a call.

perma video;

[athermercy]

Well -- Do you mind working on a piano club? Unless something else more appropriate comes up for you.

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[failedparenting]

[Switching to video for potential employment.]

Maybe. What would I be doing?

[video] sorry about the delay ;; /been hideously busy

[athermercy]

Bouncer sounds good unless you have a musical talent you want to explore.

[video] It's cool, bro. I am literally the slowest tagger on livejournal

[failedparenting]

[He laughs.]

I don't think that would be a good idea, unless you want someone to drive out customers.

[PERMAVideo]

[vw_coyote]

[It's not answered until morning, and when it is? It shows the interior of a garage and the rear end of a woman sticking out of a hood.]

I know a place that might hire part time. How are you on rebuilds?

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[failedparenting]

I haven't done any in a while, but I can catch up.

[vw_coyote]

Well, I work at a garage near sector 6. Boss is looking to hire another [Male.] mechanic. We only would need help part time, but it'd be a steady paycheck.

[failedparenting]

That sounds...great, actually. You got a name and number?

[This is more promising than any other suggestion yet. He really doesn't want to be someone's cheap-ass rent-a-cop.]