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[bythreadalone]

Save Manhattan...and wind up in Canada.

[ A pause. ]

No, that doesn't do it. Still doesn't make sense -- how about...Save Manhattan, and wind up in Canada?

[ Another pause. ]

...Nah, still sounds wrong. Maybe save Manhattan and wind up in Canada? Or Save Manhattan and wind up in Canada?

[ Long, heavy sigh. ]

Man, you'd think that doing a little bit of

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[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

SPIDEY! Dude, we're so totally here, and we've got your stuff in storage. C'mon home. Also, again, there's pizza.

[Grin]

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[bythreadalone]

Oh, hey! A familiar face I totally wasn't hoping in my heart of hearts to see so that this place looked less threatening! What an amazing surprise!

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[bythreadalone]

--Why's my stuff in storage again?

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

Because you weren't here and sometimes the Core is a total jerk and doesn't give us back our favorite webslingers. So, stuff in storage until such time as you came back, or the house caught fire. But hey, you're back! And the house didn't catch fire! See, it all totally works out.

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[doeswhathewants]

Hold on, hold on. You were here before and then you left? How did you leave? That's kind of pertinent information that some of us might appreciate knowing.

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[bythreadalone]

Man, you have as good a chance as finding out as anyone, kiddo. I don't even remember how it happened.

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[doeswhathewants]

Let me guess, you didn't remember this place when you got back to where you're from?

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[bythreadalone]

I think I'd remember being pulled into an alternate universe which is actively trying to kill me, so no. I didn't. And I only know I've been here before because of some...thing I found.

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[bythreadalone]

Well, I'd be really depressed if it wasn't, so. Judging by my sunny disposition the answer's yes?

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[bythreadalone]

Well, only sometimes. But that's probably more the world's fault than mine.

[Permavideo on Sora's side.]

[lockandkeyblade]

[Oh hey! Sora knows this guy! Gonna be nice seeing him swinging around Siren's Port again.]

Sounds like you've had it pretty rough since you were last here.

[ permavoice! ]

[bythreadalone]

Hey, it's you! What's up Mini-Hero dude? I didn't try to rhyme that on purpose by the way.

It was pretty crazy back home, not gonna lie. I've heard that Manhattan can get pretty hairy around the holidays, but I never expected to, uh, you know. See it become so literal.

[ permavoice! ]

[lockandkeyblade]

Just a talent, huh? Anyway, nothing much! A bunch of stuff happened this past Halloween, but me and my pals are still in one piece, so it wasn't too bad.

[A pause]

Wait. Did you just say...? How's a city get to be all... hairy?

[bythreadalone]

Well, let's just say that it was like some crazy lady teamed up with a megalomaniacal mad scientist to turn everyone in Manhattan into giant spiders that only she could control.

Except instead of being like that, that's what actually happened.

It was only kind really of gross.

permavoice!

[bodyreads]

Welcome back, Spider-man.

same!

[bythreadalone]

Sup. It's always nice to see another Super around.

[bodyreads]

Not many of us. They want to outlaw vigilantism.

[bythreadalone]

Well, it's usually against the law to take the law into your own hands, so. Color me neutral on the subject right now.

How bad is it?