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[he_is_wild]

[The NV is set up somewhere, taping a staged moment. When isn't it? Joker is in a park, standing on a swing, slowly twisting from side to side. He isn't wearing gloves, and an astute observer may notice his finger tips are stained. His lack of gloves is purposeful. He wants certain people to see that he's been experimenting again.]There was a

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permavoice

[ebony_mask]

This is a personal story, isn't it.

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[he_is_wild]

Maskie! I'm hurt! Do you really think I would ever be caught and put in the chair? Do you think I am so atrocious that they'd fry me for something I NEVER FREAKING DID?

[he_is_wild]

Okay, yes, it's a personal tale.

[ebony_mask]

Thought I remembered something about an eleventh hour reprieve.

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[underachieves]

Why do you think he saved you?

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[he_is_wild]

Because I was arrested for something that wasn't my fault! That big lug believes in the sanctity of life. It's really his one big character flaw.

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[underachieves]

Those are two different reasons.

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[he_is_wild]

Everyone else wanted him to let me die, I'm sure. I can just imagine his fledglings and the commish begging him...

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[doeswhathewants]

Why did he kill people in the first place? I would think a genius should have better things to do, after all.

[A little dubious.]

And, perhaps no one has told you, but you're not exactly doing wonders for the reputation of clowns. Their rap is pretty bad to begin with.

...unless that's not makeup in which case I do apologize profusely.

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[he_is_wild]

He killed people because it was funny. And I am a clown, kiddo. But no, it ain't makeup. All me, baby.

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[doeswhathewants]

You're a clown who murders people as entertainment.

Isn't that a bit... what's the word... hackneyed? Mundane?

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[he_is_wild]

MUNDANE!? How dare you, you snot nosed brat, my art is evolved!

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[azarathmetrion]

He saved you from a legal execution?

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[he_is_wild]

He sure did!

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[azarathmetrion]

Sometimes I wonder about him.

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[he_is_wild]

He'd be lonely without me.

[about3seconds]

Sounds like a good adversary t' have in your back pocket if they like havin' you around that much. [....Yeah, like he can talk. Except it's... The other way around.

And because there wouldn't be a show if they didn't keep Ash from dying.]

[he_is_wild]

It is, innit? The Batty Bruiser knows that I'm the only one who understands him!

[about3seconds]

And that he wouldn't have a lot t' do without you around. [WHY CAN'T THE TWERP GET THAT?]

[he_is_wild]

Yes! I mean without me who would talk to him? How would he spend his evenings? I give his life drama.