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Nov 06, 2011 22:15

[ Hello, Port! You are currently enjoying the view of a sleek silver Mercedes Benz. Isn't that nice. Things are going well for our Mercedes, right up until a brick falls in through the top of the frame and smashes into its windshield. Ouch.

There's a grim, satisfied sort of heh, and then of its own accord, the brick picks itself up and smashes ( Read more... )

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[audio] limitedrun November 7 2011, 03:31:56 UTC
Well that's one way to make sure no one ever dates you.

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video fantasycliche November 7 2011, 03:35:08 UTC
You'd be surprised.

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[audio] limitedrun November 7 2011, 19:59:55 UTC
After that?

... No, you're right, there's plenty of freaks and masochists around here who'd be into that.

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fantasycliche November 7 2011, 20:44:21 UTC
Exactly. Lucky me, hmm?

But either way, this is just the reward for bad manners. I can be perfectly cordial, too.

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anonymous text. kingofrooks November 7 2011, 03:39:17 UTC
Trying to get yourself arrested?

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voice fantasycliche November 7 2011, 03:42:01 UTC
Why would I be arrested? I'm just sending a message.

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kingofrooks November 7 2011, 03:52:47 UTC
Property destruction is illegal.

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fantasycliche November 7 2011, 04:22:53 UTC
It was well-deserved.

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[Voice] gaveherwings November 7 2011, 03:46:56 UTC
Just what do you think you're doing?!

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[Voice] fantasycliche November 7 2011, 03:47:48 UTC
Making sure someone knows exactly how offended I am. I thought that was obvious.

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Re: [Voice] gaveherwings November 7 2011, 03:49:04 UTC
Nevermind that's private property, and quite illegal.

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fantasycliche November 7 2011, 03:51:09 UTC
Why would it be illegal? He brought it upon himself.

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[voice] mrbigandbad November 7 2011, 04:11:17 UTC
[if he catches view of the license plate, he's running the number to find the residence. Bad dragon.]

I think the loss of the car is going to bother him more anyway.

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[voice] fantasycliche November 7 2011, 04:23:54 UTC
[ he's welcome to! she'll only be in the area for about 5 more minutes, though. ]

I don't care what he's bothered about, as long as he's bothered.

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mrbigandbad November 7 2011, 04:27:23 UTC
[Might be just enough time for a detective-constable already patrolling in his car]

You cared about him that much?

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fantasycliche November 7 2011, 04:31:09 UTC
[ well, y'know, she's got to take a little time to perch on the hood and enjoy her handiwork, as you do. ]

No. I cared that he didn't show up to treat me to dinner.

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phaseshifts November 7 2011, 11:18:30 UTC
... My, my.

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video fantasycliche November 7 2011, 12:40:47 UTC
No mistake you would ever make, I'm sure.

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voice phaseshifts November 8 2011, 10:20:32 UTC
I would hope not.

[He doesn't have a fancy car for her to mangle, either.]

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fantasycliche November 8 2011, 16:00:08 UTC
People in this city are so rude. I swear, common decency has been entirely abandoned.

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