01 ❤ video → voice;

[titsandash]

[Gooood morning, Siren's Port! Say hello to some cleavage. That's right: some very well-endowed woman is messing with her NV, and it's filming riiiight down her--

[Oh. Oh, wait, there goes the video. Audio only, now!]

Ah, is that it...?

[A pause. Then the woman speaks again. Where before she sounded suitably serious, now she sounds quite lively

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[petalsofdeath]

[Marluxia, the upstanding citizen that his is, is always willing to help.]

Where are you trying to get to?

voice;

[titsandash]

Out of this city would be a nice start~!

Re: voice;

[petalsofdeath]

[He chuckles pleasantly at that.]

I am afraid that is beyond my abilities, or the abilities of anyone else in the Port.

Perhaps your companion is already here? It seems that we captives get pulled here in groups.

voice;

[titsandash]

["Captives" ... not the most reassuring of words.]

We do? Ah, this little paper didn't mention that!

[For all she knows, it might've: she didn't read the greeter's literature thoroughly.]

Do you know how large the groups usually are?

1/2

[pullsheavendown]

[Uh. Wow.]

voice;

[pullsheavendown]

You're kind of...stuck. Did you read the stuff the greeters hand out? There's a map in it, though, that should help! At least for here. Uh.

voice;

[titsandash]

Oh, don't say "stuck"! That makes it sound so permanent.

[She read enough to know that "permanent" looks possible, and she is very Not Okay with that. Not that she was patient enough to read all that much; her patience isn't great on the best of days, and the dizziness and nausea didn't help matters at all.]

A map for here is fine, but here's not where I need to be! You see my problem, right~?

voice;

[pullsheavendown]

I do, but no one's figured out a way to leave here on purpose yet. Or if they have, they didn't share it. Sorry.

[Video]

[soul_scatter]

[Oh, he knows that cleavage. Not in a pervy way either. It's not his fault she flaunts it all over Soul Society!]

Matsumoto-fukutaichou.

[Does he have to say more than that? A plot is forming in his mind.]

voice; (for the moment!)

[titsandash]

["Flaunts"? Never! She just can't bear to hide what deserves to be seen~!]

Kuchiki-taichou!

[He was using the very same Senkaimon as she. So, if he's here....]

Does this mean that we were all...?

[Video]

[soul_scatter]

No. Unohana-taichou, myself... and Hitsugaya-taichou are here.

[A small tick of the eyebrow.]

Your taichou can be found at this address. [And he tells you an address~] The door will be unlocked.

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[titsandash]

[Give her just a second to get the video on. If Kuchiki-taichou's using it, she figures it's proooobably best to follow suit.]

My taichou's here, too? That's wonderful! I thought I'd have to do so much paperwork about this place!

Video

[the_dead_pool2]

Well well well... hello there tits mcgee.

[Eyes are rather wide. Huh, did he really just say that? Well there went the chance of getting a date. Oh well]

You said something about being lost?

Video

[titsandash]

[Theeeere goes the chance, indeed. Not that she looks offended. Then again, she doesn't look offended when she punches people, either.]

So I did! But I think I've found my way~

Video

[the_dead_pool2]

Alright sweet, good stuff. Uh hope everything works out for you, welcome to Sirens Port.

[Rubs his head sheepishly]

Video

[titsandash]

[Dateless though this guy may be, she'll still offer a smile for the welcome.]

I'm sure it will!

voice;

[oresamabigstar]

[His first thought is "TSUBAKI?!" but then that voice is not at all familiar. ... He does like what he's seen, though. =w=]

Welcome to Stuck in Sucky Canada, lady.

voice;

[titsandash]

[She hasn't been here long at all, but she's already tempted to agree with that title.]

It's really not a very inviting place, is it? I don't think I'd even vacation here.

voice;

[oresamabigstar]

I dunno about if it's "inviting" or whatever, but it's definitely the suckiest place I've ever been to.

voice;

[titsandash]

Are there any upsides at all?