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[uncodlyawwesome]

[The feed starts with a clean, uninhibited view of the night sky. It sure is dark (and that can't be good). After a few moments, there's a wobbly sort of groan and the recording shakes, then starts panning to one side, getting a view of the backstop, then dirt, and then suddenly everything spins back up to the sky as the device lands on the

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[windplay]

hey! uh, seeing as you seem and type like a troll and all, i'd love to chat with you but...
you need to get into a building asap!!
it's not safe to be out at night.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

you must be one a the humans i didnt talk to wwhen i wwas
talkin i guess wwhatever whole different point
i knoww night looks like a sea a terrors an horrible things in your squishy little think pan but for trolls its like daytime an its perfectly safe

besides
i got otter things on my mind right noww
like a huge fuckin existential crisis of wwhalelike proportions
so im kinda busy right noww

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[windplay]

your text smells kinda fishy.
but that is not even my point!
you can think about whatever you need to think about AFTER you get inside a darkness proofed building.
the monsters won't be able to get you there.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhat are you talkin about
there arent any monsters

[text]

[meowsoleum]

[Looooooong pause here]

I strongly suggest listening to John's advice.
The monsters are not to be trifled with here.

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

oh
youre here
this has gotta be a joke or somethin

[text]

[meowsoleum]

I am afraid this is no joke, Eridan.
We are in an alternate location on Earth, an islet off the side of a nation referred to as Canada.
Unfortunately there is no known escape.

[text]

[uncodlyawwesome]

ha ha
vvery funny
look itd be great to catch up an all
defeat you wwith the powwer of science an all
but im kinda havvin a crisis right noww so howw about wwe do this later

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[stoicloyalty]

What makes you think it is a dream?

[ So even non-humans think of the world as a dream... ]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i dont knoww
maybe because it cant be a real place because i didnt just wwind up here outta nowhere

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[stoicloyalty]

There are probably more reasons for this place to be real than a dream. All of us would be dreaming this together, if you think that.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah so
wwhats the problem wwith that

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[frogst]

oh
hi

you should probably get inside

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[uncodlyawwesome]

oh

quit actin like theres anythin to wworry about
other than a few noises i havent seen anythin wweird
other than all of it obvviously

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[frogst]

could you please just shut up and listen
you are going to get hurt if you stay outside

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[uncodlyawwesome]

look im ok can wwe savve this for later
im not gonna get hurt its just some creepy wwind

look i killed thousands a angels i can handle wwhatevers here

♑ text.

[narcotizes]

WhOaA hEy My MoThErGlUbBiN bRoThEr!
HaHaHa
HoNk :o)
WhErE y'AlL bEeN?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

oh great
look gam
there arent any monsters here right
nothin i cant handle at least

♑ text.

[narcotizes]

YeAh MaN tHeRe Be MoNsTeRs HeRe.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

is it a big deal
or no big deal
usually i wwouldnt listen to any advice from you but i got a bunch of humans gettin on my case and theyre not listenin to reason