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[konohaspig]

[ The feed starts with a very, very annoyed Ino, from the shoulders up. First, she had no idea where she was. Second, she had never, in her life, been this sore. Ever. And third, SHE WAS COVERED IN DIRT AND DUST. Disguuuusting. ]

Okay, who the hell is responsible for this? I'm cold, this place is a dump, and my outfit is ruined.

Forehead, if I find

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[daddydaioh]

Ah! Pardon the interruption, my very dear mademoiselle, but--you are new here, correct?

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[daddydaioh]

I MYSELF AM A MODEL!

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[konohaspig]

[ Wow, how enthusiastic he was about... well, everything. Kind of like Lee, but about a thousand times more appealing to look at. ]

Really? You must be very successful, since you're so handsome.

Kunoichi, like a female ninja. I'm a Chunin, which is the next step up from a newly graduated Genin.

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[daddydaioh]

[OH YOU, you already know him so well ♥~ He poses and preens a little at that compliment, laughing.]

Well! It's true, I am quite handsome! But I have only just begun my career, you see, so I haven't quite achieved any real level of notoriety. I have been recognized a few times, and you will likely see my photo around in several advertisements, if you are lucky enough, ahaha! So if you're in earnest about starting a modeling career, then I would be the one to talk to--although I must warn you! It isn't the glamerous career that they always make it out to be! There is actual work involved! And I hope you are as much of a morning person as I am, because that, too, is practically a requirement!

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[daddydaioh]

W-Wait...

A--a ninja?

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[konohaspig]

Yep. So don't mess with me, 'kay? I know how to kick butt.

[ Except not really. .-. Extremely useless in taijutsu BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SO. ]

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[daddydaioh]

[Just.... staring....]

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[daddydaioh]

Do--do ninja use guns?

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[konohaspig]

Guns?

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[konohaspig]

No, we use things like kunai, shuriken, and katanas.

Well, generally. Some people use different things, like chakra-infused weapons or puppets.

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[daddydaioh]

Oh....

So, if someone's father were to tell them that his limousine had been attacked by ninja and then took him out to show him the bullet holes in the door where the ninja had shot at him...

Then the father would be--lying?

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[konohaspig]

U-Uh -- [ That caught her off guard. ]

I don't know. I've never heard of guns so it could be a new weapon Konoha hasn't given us yet.

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[daddydaioh]

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[daddydaioh]

HE WOULD! HE WOULD LIE TO HIS OWN SON IN THE NAME OF A PRANK! Wh-what sort of a heartless father--! T-To toy with his son's emotions, to make him--!

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[daddydaioh]

Ahaha, well! That's certainly a relief!

It's good to see a strong upstanding young lady, unafraid to fight for herself and her rights! Headstrong, sure of herself, savvy to the ways of the world--it's very appealing in a take-no-prisoners kind of way! There is such beauty in confidence, don't you think?

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[konohaspig]

[ lol that angry icon. ]

Totally!

So... do you mind picking me up so we can go hit some stores? I don't mind window shopping.