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[ebony_mask]

[The video focuses on a dark, jagged crack in a concrete wall, clearly that of a poorly lit, unfurnished basement. A bubbling, brown ooze is lazily squeezing itself out of the crack and pooling onto the floor.

The camera operator gives an irritated snort--then the familiar, gravelly tone.]

This is fucking annoying. It never rains, but pours.

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voice; encrypted

[terminates]

At least there's entertainment.

voice; encrypted

[ebony_mask]

Hot fuckin' damn, sunshine.

And here I thought he'd be prettier.

voice; encrypted

[terminates]

He's young yet.

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

voice; encrypted

[ebony_mask]

[A pause while he re-watches the clip.]

You know...I'm kinda wonderin' how someone can get smashed to hell with a crowbar and come out of it looking like that.

voice; encrypted

[under_thehood]

A busy boy too, looks like. Planning a kabob?

voice; encrypted

[ebony_mask]

Absolutely, but, oh dear, it's invite only! Your bulbous red helmet is much too large to fit in through the door.

Re: voice; encrypted

[under_thehood]

I'll just have to use the window instead.

voice; encrypted

[ebony_mask]

I know you're dying to know the interior decor of my house, but nobody likes an over eager, pushy asshole.

Besides, it's more less the same decor as when you unceremoniously tossed Li through my goddamn window, you hooligan.

[cowboy_newsie]

Pity. I think the Joker's my new favorite from Gotham now.

[ebony_mask]

Hallelujah.

[cowboy_newsie]

Whose finger?

[ebony_mask]

What finger?

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[the_dead_pool2]

I've heard you have to eat the jello before it eats you. You should probably get on that.

permavideo

[ebony_mask]

Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

[the_dead_pool2]

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favourite show.

[ebony_mask]

A retard in spandex. Wonderful.

[mrbigandbad]

There's always the classifieds.

[ebony_mask]

Right under G.

[mrbigandbad]

For 'goons'?

[ebony_mask]

I was gonna say for 'get the fuck out' but...yeah. That works too.