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[masterbaiting]

[At least Alois' house seems entirely intact, after the earthquake. Alois isn't even going to talk about it, in fact, because it wasn't pleasant and there are better things to be had. Better things like small furry somethings which seem to be squirming around in his hands

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[Video]

[littlest_lord]

What are they?

[Video]

[masterbaiting]

Soft and warm! [He's moved from atop the dining table to underneath it, by now.]

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[littlest_lord]

That doesn't tell me what they are.

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[masterbaiting]

We must raise it like our own.

[He's very solemn. To his left, a sugar glider crawls down a chair leg.]

action;

[quackery]

[You know what, she was about to tell him how cute they were over the NV, but THERE ARE TINY FURRY ADORABLE ANIMALS IN THE DINING ROOM AND SHE COULD BE SEEING THEM AND HOLDING THEM AND PETTING THEM AND

She runs in like five seconds later. Who cares if they aren't hers!!]

Oh my gosh, they're so cute!

action;

[masterbaiting]

Aren't they! Come on, come on, then, pet one of them. Gently, with your fingertips! [This is the most exciting thing ever, and he's got one glider on his head whilst the other's cupped in his hands, outstretched for her.]

action;

[quackery]

[She reaches out very s l o w l y, before her fingers stroke it's back and she giggles because aaaa look at it, all squirming and making tiny animal noises and being fluffy!!]

Where did you get them?

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[masterbaiting]

I was out shopping and this lady had a cage of them on the sidewalk a while away from here and there you have it! [Rodent chirping! It's the best.] Maybe we should all have one, I don't know. But Elliot's particularly... well, a pain in the ass, so I thought he could use something tiny.

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[hairdecs]

A... hammock? For mice?

[video]

[masterbaiting]

Not mice. [As if it's the most obvious thing.]

[hairdecs]

Squirrels?

[masterbaiting]

Ki-nd of...

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[ferventknight]

[Wait, what just-- what are those.. cute things..? And--]

It's... what?

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[masterbaiting]

I'm gifting you.

[Matter-of-fact.]

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[ferventknight]

[They're too cute to say no. How did you learn his weakness? Welp.]

When do you.. want me to go over?

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[masterbaiting]

Well when do you want your Wiggly Thing?

[Hee hee hee. He really enjoys what he's done, apparently.]

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[masterbaiting]

Perfect, you mean.

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[masterbaiting]

They're perfect.