[video]

[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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[painhumbles]

Good job, boys. I think the whole situation was gagging for more levity.

[And he's not even being sarcastic.]

[painhumbles]

How about I'm thinking of the children? Is that one better?

[Or a really impressive prank.]

[atrumcanis]

Still not convinced. What a blow to your honour.

[painhumbles]

Well, now I'm just gonna have to go out and make the papers again. I'm sure they've missed their cash cow.

[atrumcanis]

I'll look forward to your latest attempt, mate, and I will try my best to be impressed. We'll see how far that gets us, I s'ppose.