[video]

[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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[quackery]

[Chilling in the cabin, checking the network-

What.]

Leave the dog alone!

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[quackery]

Your stomach doesn't bark when you're pregnant! And he's a boy!

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[cowboy_newsie]

We're on a magic island and you're a duck and you're questionin' that?

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[quackery]

[asdfghjkl]

Don't say that, everyone can hear you!

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[cowboy_newsie]

Oh-- right, right, sorry, hang on--

[He makes that last comment private as well.]

There you go.

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[quackery]

Thanks.

Anyways, he's not pregnant!

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[cowboy_newsie]

He is too, how many times I gotta say!

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[quackery]

Is that Yorick?

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[cowboy_newsie]

. . . yeah.

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[quackery]

If I was someone's pet and they put me under their shirt, I'd be really mad!

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[cowboy_newsie]

Oh, he's fine, he's just sulkin' a little right now. See?

[Jack turns the camera, showing Yorick in the corner, gnawing on a banana aggressively and glaring at Sirius.]

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[quackery]

Are bananas safe for dogs to have?

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[cowboy_newsie]

Yeah, sure, they're fine. Why?

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[quackery]

Just wondering! Sometimes there's weird stuff they can't eat. Like chocolate!

Why'd you do that, anyways?

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[cowboy_newsie]

Ye-ah, but that's different. And because it's funny.

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[quackery]

It's funny to put a dog under somebody's shirt?