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ysobritish in sirenspull

Voice

Jul 19, 2011 21:13

...so, since that girl talking about "sentient tentacle vines" wasn't able to explain it, someone care to tell me what the hell "Hentai" is and what it has to do with pushups and plants?

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flowerofthesand July 19 2011, 20:37:14 UTC

[She's working hard to suppress a smile.]

Some of my father's guards explained it to me once but I'm not sure it's entirely appropriate to explain over a public channel.

ysobritish July 19 2011, 20:38:40 UTC

Why not? What's wrong with it?

[He looks a little confused.]

flowerofthesand July 19 2011, 21:29:58 UTC

[It's getting harder to stop the laughter now.]

Well...let's just say that my father was not happy that they told me. He told me that it's not something a young lady should know about.

ysobritish July 19 2011, 21:31:46 UTC

Lady or not, I don't see what the problem would be.

[video] whoisjohnsmith July 19 2011, 20:45:47 UTC

Oh, it's pretty boring really... It's all the same after a while, I mean! Basically, it's usually just young girls being violated by tentacle demon things.

I guess there's some shock value, at first.

[video] ysobritish July 19 2011, 20:47:12 UTC

...that's it? That really does sound boring. But what does that have to do with plants?

[video] whoisjohnsmith July 19 2011, 20:57:34 UTC

The ecchi little girl read that those plants on the news inappropriately touched people, and her mind leapt to conclusions! I'm going to educate her now, and then investigate those roses to see if they're really up to scratch in that regard.

[video] ysobritish July 19 2011, 21:00:02 UTC

Hm... Educate her? How? [A beat.] Wait, you want the roses to inappropriately touch you?

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Video paysdelamour July 19 2011, 20:49:42 UTC

You really do not know what hentai is, mon cher?

Video ysobritish July 19 2011, 20:50:42 UTC

It's foreign, right? I don't even know the language it's from or anything.

paysdelamour July 20 2011, 17:14:34 UTC

It is Japanese erotica, particularly with PC games or anime, mais, that is the American use of the term. More often than not in Japan this collection of adult-themed comics, games, etcetera, is referred to as "18-kin". [Don't ask how he knows. Just. Don't ask.]

ysobritish July 20 2011, 19:48:01 UTC

...so again, what does it have to do with plants? And what the hell is "anime"?

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Voice. barebacking July 19 2011, 21:43:52 UTC

Oh. I could tell you all you like about monsters who wield tentacles, if you like.

Voice. ysobritish July 19 2011, 21:44:43 UTC

Ah- you know a lot about this sort of thing?

Voice. barebacking July 19 2011, 21:49:24 UTC

I know about such monsters.

I used to command a few.

Voice. ysobritish July 19 2011, 21:51:01 UTC

Can you tell me about them?

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ninthserenade July 19 2011, 23:31:26 UTC

Hentai? Uh... I don't have a clue, dude.

ysobritish July 19 2011, 23:37:48 UTC

No idea at all? We're in the same boat then.

ninthserenade July 19 2011, 23:43:20 UTC

Nope. Sorry, man. I thought it had something to do with chickens cuz of what that girl said, but... I dunno anymore.

ysobritish July 19 2011, 23:45:23 UTC

Something to do with bedroom activities, she said. That it would help with them.

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