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[he_is_wild]

[Joker is sitting on a stone wall somewhere, the NV is positioned to not give away where exactly he might be. But he's smiling and the clear intent behind his broadcast seems to be to confirm to his "adoring public" that he is free.]

Hiiii!

[He pinky waves]

I'm back out and feeling fresh. Miss me?

Comments

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Can't you just stay put for once? You're only making it harder on yourself.

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[he_is_wild]

I think not. As much as I've missed Batty, my girl and I didn't get to have a proper Fourth of July. You'd take us in, of course, wouldn't you?

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[proxysearch]

No, I wouldn't.

[And she's already moving to get out to the parking lot and to her bike.]

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[he_is_wild]

Why not?

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[proxysearch]

You're a criminal, goddammit. You're going back to your cell.

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[he_is_wild]

The Bat is a wanted criminal too now! Don't think I hadn't heard.

But you're still fraternizing with him.

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[proxysearch]

We don't fraternize. He barks orders and I tell him to stuff it.

[Which isn't true, but she won't drop her facade.]

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[he_is_wild]

You obey.

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[proxysearch]

I don't obey anyone.

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[he_is_wild]

You obey him!

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[proxysearch]

Since when? Batman doesn't control me anymore than you do. I don't take orders from him.

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[he_is_wild]

You were doing it just now!

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[proxysearch]

I'm telling him to get his ass over to where you are before I do, because I will toss you through a goddamn window and into the street.

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[he_is_wild]

Uhuh.

...

....I'll grab some chips and dip okay?

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[proxysearch]

You have twenty minutes before I throw you out.

[She's lying. He has ten with the way she's going to burn rubber to get there.]

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[he_is_wild]

And what? Leave me at the mercy of the Bat? Do you really hate clowns that much?