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[thanxforthetoys]

[Short, black hair; cavalier, almost friendly voice; between this and the IP encryption, no one would figure that this kid and Red X are the same person.]Hey, Port foreigners, I've been curious about doing some martial arts training, y'know, self-defense and the like, and I was wondering if anyone would either be willing to teach me, or point me

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[heavenly_earth]

If you're interested in learning, I may be able to aid in that particular field. I'm not concerned about compensation, given the harsh environment that it's almost mandatory to learn self-defense to some extent.

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[thanxforthetoys]

Much appreciated. But I'd feel bad if I couldn't pay you back for the service in some way.

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[heavenly_earth]

I'm sure we can work something out eventually, then. I work during most of the day, but around 5pm I can be found in the dojo in Sector Three whenever you'd like to stop by.

[And almost as an afterthought] I'm Hyuuga Neji.

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[thanxforthetoys]

Remington Steele, but Remy's what people usually call me.

All right. I'll try to come in as soon as I can.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

If you find anybody, you mind letting a girl know? I might be interested.

[voice]

[thanxforthetoys]

Can and will do.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

Thanks. I'm pretty mean with a gun and the occasional improvised weapon, but it'd probably be nice to learn how to play Karate Kid.

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[thanxforthetoys]

Certainly couldn't hurt. You can never have too many skills.

[revengeisbitter]

I charge a flat rate per month. I'm teaching basic martial arts training and weapons use, as well as Darkness fighting. I'm also the only person around here who knows what the fuck they're doing.

[thanxforthetoys]

Hard to say 'no' to a come-on like that. How much, and where are you located?

[revengeisbitter]

[Rattles off the Canadian equivalent of $100 a month.] I'm located wherever you want me to be. I plan on taking all my students down to the Slums, though, when they're ready.

[thanxforthetoys]

Slums, huh? All right. I can go with that.

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[the_dead_pool2]

[Arms are crossed, and for no particular reason he is wearing a headband]

I can teach you, young grasshopper. However, you must first prove worthy of my teaching, learning Kickingassfu Northern style is something which is not for the faint hearted.

[ Its also not for those of sound mind, really. ]

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[thanxforthetoys]

[Ooooo-kay. But he's not too fazed.]

Never heard of that style, but it sounds intense.

I could do with some intense training, maybe.

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[the_dead_pool2]

[There is a small nod]

Kickingassfu Northern style will test your body, and your mind... and your brain... it will make you wonder about everything you knew before... except for bacon and eggs, those will remain delicious no matter who you learn from really.

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[thanxforthetoys]

Well, yeah. I mean, they're bacon and eggs, after all.

[He kind of points.] So, do I get a cool headband like that to go with the training?

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[azarathmetrion]

Trying to become a superhero, too?

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[thanxforthetoys]

Never know when it would come in handy.

[voice]

[azarathmetrion]

Well, that's true for a lot of things. Usually you only get fighting training if you're planning on fighting someone.

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[thanxforthetoys]

I don't plan on fighting anybody. I just thought it'd be a more useful and intensive way to stay in shape.

But hey, I've already got a name like a superhero. I dunno how good I'd look in tights, though.