Voice | Filtered away from Shinji Nishizono and Yaha

[ysobritish]

So. People. [ASSUMING ALL THE KIDLETS ARE IN BED BY NOW.]

I. [A pause.] I come to ask advice of you.

Say there is someone that you like. Someone you happen to be dating. And- [Oh god this is so embarassing WHY.] say that you were wishing to seduce them. What would be the best methods that you know of?

[And no, he's not taking gender differences into

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[kingofrooks]

If ya haveta ask, ya ain't cut out fer it.

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[kingofrooks]

[ Snorts. ] So ya say.

Why not?

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[ysobritish]

It's true enough. Even if you're a mercenary, you're not a true soldier.

Let's just say he'd take it a little too far.

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[kingofrooks]

No way ta stop 'im from goin' dat far?

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[ysobritish]

He's a wonderful person, but rather prone to going out of control. As I've said, I've had to have Wolf tranq him before to stop him.

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[kingofrooks]

Kid, I'm startin' ta doubt yer judgment when ya said 'wonderful person'.

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[ysobritish]

...

Well, he is something of a sadistic murderer. [Something = Entirely.]

But I've known worse people. Besides. He saved my life, and he's always looked out for Yaha and I. Well, if you don't count the crowbar incident.

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[kingofrooks]

... Whassat 'bout a crowbar?

[ LMAO the icon switch is deliberate. ]

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[ysobritish]

He hit me in the head with a crowbar once because I angered him. Refused to let me heal it, either.

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[kingofrooks]

... Why... do ya like 'im again?

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[ysobritish]

When he isn't in that sort of mood, he's actually rather pleasant. A bit of a tease, but friendly. And as I said, he saved my life. Really, he was in the right to hit me. I did something important without asking him about it when I really should have.

...you can probably tell I'm new to this whole "relationship" nonsense.

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[kingofrooks]

Pretty obvious, kid.

[ Pause. ] And there's somethin' wrong wit' yer 'ead.

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[ysobritish]

...

There is nothing wrong with my head, thank you. I recovered from the head trauma relatively fast.

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[kingofrooks]

.. Your mind.

Are ya always like this?

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[ysobritish]

My mind is fine.

[A slight pause and he sighs.]

...and no. Well, it depends what "this" is.

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[kingofrooks]

An idiot.