voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

[You see, this was meant to be a phone call to Trauma. However, with Jinx's amazing luck, she managed to hit the wrong button. So, instead of making a private call to her brother, she gets a public post.]

Hey, T. I need you to go to the store and buy me tampons.

...wait. No. I need the opposite of tampons. Those other things. Whatever they are.

Now.

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[painhumbles]

....Okay. This is definitely becoming a pandemic.

[hexyoutotuesday]

If you couldn't tell, I'm flipping you off.

[painhumbles]

Oh c'mon. It's not like it's your first time.

[hexyoutotuesday]

[............]

Naturally. Of course it isn't.

[image]

[azarathmetrion]

[...Just sends her an eyeroll emoticon. As if she didn't know.]

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

I hope you die.

voice;

[azarathmetrion]

Well, for my part, I hope you find them.

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

Shut up, Raven.

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

I like Kotex, myself.

[voice]

[hexyoutotuesday]

You like what?

[voice]

[axemeaquestion]

[snrking.]

It's a brand of tampons and the opposite of tampons.

[voice]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Oh. ...okay.

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

Don't make me describe it to you, boy. In detail.

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

Not a good way to ask me to hire you.

[family_remains]

Smooth.

[hexyoutotuesday]

Thanks. I try.

[family_remains]

I bet.

[hexyoutotuesday]

Hey, Sam. Next time I see you? Remind me to stab you. With something rusty and dull.