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[bythreadalone]

It's crazy how fast things change, isn't it? [ He lets out a tiny sigh. ] One second I'm working at one of the most advanced brain-trusts in the country, literally rubbing elbows with some of the smartest people on the planet, and then I'm...here. Siren's Port. Home of eardrum shattering air-raid sirens and b-grade horror movie monsters that look

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[thelittlestbub]

[Someone's getting ready for work so is in and out on the camera... In various modes of dressed. Currently, she's got pants and a bra on.]

Well... the Darkness creatures are cannibalistic.

[Said, cheerfully. She's helping you see.]

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[bythreadalone]

Well yeah, I got--

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[bythreadalone]

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[bythreadalone]

[ asasdpoupaou HE PUTS HIS HAND OVER HIS FACE. SO IMPROPER. ]

SERIOUSLY?!

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[forefather]

What's so terrible about cannibals, that you'll single them out?

[ voice ] /screaaaaaaa

[bythreadalone]

Well. That's a question I never expected to hear.

You know what a cannibal is, don't you?

[ voice ] cannibal talk is just beggin' for it

[forefather]

I do.

[ voice ] ohgod PETER IS WIRY AND STRINGY DON'T EAT ME UCHIHA PAPA...

[bythreadalone]

Then...it...should be self explanatory?

People are to Cannibals what Big Macs are to me. This is not a good thing.

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[bythreadalone]

. . .

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[bythreadalone]

Ex...cuse me?

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[wonhisspurs]

Hm, I've yet to meet any cannibals since arriving here. I think we're safe.

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[bythreadalone]

You never know! They could be in hiding. Like some sort of, I don't know -- like ninjas whose sole mission in life is to eat people without them realizing it.

Could you imagine?

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[wonhisspurs]

I can, but I don't believe I really want to. [A soft laugh.]

Don't you think the monsters are enough to deal with without our fellow newcomers trying to secretly devour us?

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[bythreadalone]

I like to do all of my worrying in quick, efficient bursts. My psychologist says its the healthy way to deal with it.

[cowboy_newsie]

That's why we don't go out at night.

[bythreadalone]

Kinda noticed, but I'm trying to start a portfolio. Risking life and limb to get good shots its what I did back home anyway before my latest gig.

[cowboy_newsie]

[A pause.]

Buy a gun and take the boards offa one window. Take your picture and shoot anythin' that decides to come through. Or-- get good at fightin' and go out again.

[bythreadalone]

Hate guns. Gunpowder gives me sneezing fits and they just get so cold at night.

Trust me, I can outrun most things hellbent on eating and/or pummeling me to death. I've been doing it with Jonah for years.