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May 30, 2011 18:42

H-Hello? Can anyone hear me? Oh, this is absolutely mad.

[ susan's breath hitches and she sighs loudly as she starts moving, heels clicking against the floor as she paces. ]

This can't be happening. This cannot possibly be real. [ but, as she trips slightly and lets out a small 'ow!' it becomes very clear that this isn't, actually, a dream. and ( Read more... )

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kingofrooks May 31 2011, 03:08:26 UTC
[ FAKE ENGLISH ACCENT: ]

Well, I pull off a pretty good impression of an Englishman.

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kingofrooks May 31 2011, 04:26:51 UTC
Well you can just press a lot of buttons and you'll figure it out somehow. [ Pause. ] I was going to make an analogy but I realized that whatever I said, you won't get it.

So there's no analogy.

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disavower May 31 2011, 05:18:57 UTC
I suppose I've no choice but to make do without the analogy, then.

It would help if these things came with some sort of manual.

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kingofrooks May 31 2011, 06:34:21 UTC
Uh.

There's one.

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disavower May 31 2011, 16:39:26 UTC
... What? Where?

[ guess who's rifling through her things now. ]

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voice + text kingofrooks May 31 2011, 16:47:38 UTC
... No, no, you're not going to find it with you. Let me send you it, wait.

Here.

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voice disavower May 31 2011, 16:49:35 UTC
Oh, thank you. Why would anyone in their right minds put a manual for something on the thing they're trying to figure out?

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voice kingofrooks May 31 2011, 16:57:05 UTC
... Because there's nowhere else to put it?

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voice disavower May 31 2011, 16:58:48 UTC
Does no one use paper anymore?

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voice kingofrooks May 31 2011, 17:00:23 UTC
Well, yes. [ Pause. ] The delivery's the problem, see.

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voice disavower May 31 2011, 17:02:38 UTC
How's that?

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voice kingofrooks May 31 2011, 17:13:49 UTC
... Well, if we're to give it to everyone new, it'll be best if we do it at the diamond, right?

The scientists are also at the diamond, and they are bad news.

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voice disavower May 31 2011, 17:18:57 UTC
[ there's a pause and then a heavy sigh. ]

I just want to know which buttons do what, that's all. This doesn't even answer that. [ yes, she's been reading it. ]

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voice kingofrooks May 31 2011, 17:23:03 UTC
Well, the square with a smaller square on top- that's video. It shows images. The one that looks like a telephone- you guys had telephones then, right?- that's audio. And the button with the 'abc' in it is text.

... Don't press them all at once.

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voice disavower May 31 2011, 17:29:36 UTC
What happens if you press them all at once?

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voice kingofrooks May 31 2011, 17:32:36 UTC
It explodes.

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