002 | [ voice; ] the man behind the mask

[bythreadalone]

Alright, I -- uh. I get that there are certain protocols that people have to set in place whenever they're dealing with an unstable dimensional transport, but no amount of Hypergate: Atlantis could've prepared me for that. Seriously, one second I'm saying goodbye to a dear friend of mine, and then bam, I'm suddenly staring down the length of a

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[happyflyingcat]

Aye... I wish I was dreaming too.

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[bythreadalone]

Yeah, if this was a dream, I think . . .

[ Blink. Blink. ]

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[happyflyingcat]

Aye?

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[bythreadalone]

You're a talking cat.

[kingofrooks]

... How can a TV show prepare you for this?

[ Secret identity BFFs, let's do this. ]

[bythreadalone]

I take it you've never watched Man vs Wild!

[kingofrooks]

... Nooooope.

Should I have?

[bythreadalone]

Only if you ever wanted the kind of advice that'd help you live in a place like this! It's the show to watch for survival tips!

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[omnomiron]

You're hallucinating.

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[bythreadalone]

That's funny, my hallucinations never usually talk to me.

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[omnomiron]

Hey man, I'm just doin' what you asked.

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[bythreadalone]

You are literally not trying hard enough to be funny, here.

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[rudolphofvamps]

Have a lot of friends who drug you up?

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[bythreadalone]

Just the one.

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[rudolphofvamps]

He sounds right charming.