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c] voice;

May 28, 2011 01:16

[There's a series of taps overheard, something very akin to Morse code, tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap tap -- stop -- TAP TAP tap -- stop ( Read more... )

c: the joker, c: deathstroke the terminator, c: bruce wayne | batman, c: black mask, c: harley quinn, c: naoya, c: clark kent, c: sherlock holmes, c: gazille redfox, !: edward nygma

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he_is_wild May 29 2011, 02:57:40 UTC

Ohoho, and would you be the one to take him in?

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 03:03:30 UTC

Under Sector Five Fairgrounds. Couple of hundred meters away from the Ferris Wheel.

[ That's all. ]

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 03:04:48 UTC

Darling? Are you asking me to dance?

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 03:29:58 UTC

Is that what you think?

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 03:41:59 UTC

I think you're stalking me.

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 03:45:05 UTC

Of course.

] Guess who is trying to divert your attentions away from Re-l to him by subtly not-flirting back. ]

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 03:47:32 UTC

He's making a list, checking it twice~

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 03:55:42 UTC

Only that?

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 03:57:39 UTC

Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 04:14:23 UTC

Joker.

I'm not Santa Claus.

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 04:19:10 UTC

He knows when you are sleeping!
He knows when you've left your cell!
So best to use discretion, lads, or things might not go so well!
Oh!
You better not steal, you better not kill!
Even if his fists are really a thrill!
The Batman is beating you down!

...And I know you aren't Santa Claus, Batsy. You aren't a unicorn.

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 04:22:49 UTC

... Unicorns have nothing to do with Santa Claus. Separate myths, Joker.

'Even if his fists are really a thrill'. Really.

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 04:26:17 UTC

I'm ad-libbing. Give a guy a break. I haven't written my own jingle since...well....since I crippled old whatsisname's daughter. Remember that? That was fun.

[A beat]

And Santa Claus is a unicorn, Batman. The pony and I decided this is the only logical explanation.

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 04:36:12 UTC

[ Very, very calmly: ]

Jim Gordon. The girl's name is Barbara.

Logical and you don't get along. Elaborate.

he_is_wild May 29 2011, 04:42:40 UTC

Riiiight, right. The Commish. He didn't think it was as funny as I did.

[Sleepy yawn]

Santa Claus is a unicorn using illusion magic so people don't know he's a unicorn.

...World's Greatest Detective indeed....

kingofrooks May 29 2011, 04:47:46 UTC

Occam's Razor.

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