Third Shot [Text]

May 25, 2011 12:14

[Feel sorry for HK, man. He still can't really control his damn NV very well, so you're getting a random diagnostic log sent over the network. Stupid obsolete hardware!]

SYSTEM ERROR

Virus Detected In Hardware Designated Siren's Port NV.

Maintenance Required in my pants.

[FYI, he hates you all.]

!: hk-47, c: keigo asano, c: hellmaster phibrizzo

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[text] brat_from_hell May 25 2011, 16:41:09 UTC
Are you having problems in bed?

[Wait. He didn't remember typing those last two words.]

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[text] stupidmeatbags May 25 2011, 16:44:42 UTC
[...WHAT?!]

Master, I do not have those sort of... PROBLEMS. in my pants.

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[text] brat_from_hell May 25 2011, 16:46:44 UTC
Well, you seem to be having some kind of problem. In the shower.

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[text] Oops, forgot the "statement". BAD MUN NO TREAT stupidmeatbags May 25 2011, 16:49:58 UTC
Resignation: *Sigh*. It seems I have contracted a virus though this device. in bed.

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Text patriotsprodigy May 25 2011, 19:00:08 UTC
[Sunny is getting a laugh out of this.]

If you need help with that virus, my uncle is in Siren's Port. He's really good with getting rid of virus' and everything.

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Text stupidmeatbags May 25 2011, 19:11:39 UTC
[So mean, laughing at the assassin droid.]

Statement: That would be acceptable. in bed.

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Text patriotsprodigy May 25 2011, 19:20:14 UTC
[More like the virus.]

If you want to contact him yourself, since it's about you and all, his name is Hal Emmerich. Otherwise, I'll text him. It's up to you.

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Text stupidmeatbags May 25 2011, 19:21:44 UTC
Observation: Since you are clearly unaffected, it would probably wise if you did. I do not wish to humiliate myself further. in my pants.

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[Voice] asano_san May 26 2011, 00:41:52 UTC
And people get mad at me for saying too much without remembering to filter.

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[Voice] stupidmeatbags May 26 2011, 13:16:22 UTC
Warning: Now is not the time to try and test my patience, meatbag.

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

[...fuck his programming.]

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[Voice] asano_san May 26 2011, 13:23:22 UTC
I'm not-

I was talking about my roommate that one time!

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[Voice] stupidmeatbags May 26 2011, 13:26:40 UTC
[SILENCE]

Query: *What* are you babbling about, meatbag?

I want you, oh baby, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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[Voice] 49th_idigo_czar May 27 2011, 12:33:39 UTC
[That sounds... mechanical. No matter how silly the statement might have been.. its written in a format of a machine.]

N-Nobuseri? ...

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