a virtual pestilence; TEXT

[flipdatpage]

All things happen for a reason, for a purpose. Do not ask yourselves "to whom's purpose". It is not your neighbor's path you tread, but your own. And if you must indulge yourselves...

Dream about the paths you took and the paths you didn't take in bed.

[The text is sent and Destiny closes his book, aware of the virus that has slipped into his

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[ysobritish]

[Liquid has been scarce lately but that? That is difficult to ignore.]

I don't think we needed advice on our sexual performances in the shower.

[...wait.]

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[flipdatpage]

And I am not one to give it in the shower.

[Mmmmmhmmm]

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[ysobritish]

A little more than I needed to know. Are you always this forward in bed?

[GODDAMMIT.]

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[flipdatpage]

Yes

in bed.

[siiiiigh]

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[ysobritish]

This is insane! Did this originate from you in the shower?

[Why?]

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[flipdatpage]

Events and happenstances do not originate within my domain. I am an observer and, in rare instances, the perpetrator.

If it may serve to calm your conscience, unlike a pestilence, no lives shall be lost to this bout of immaturity. However, I cannot foretell the same for our dignity in my pants.

[as an elder entity, Destiny feels he is taking this rather well...]

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[ysobritish]

Oh good, that eases my mind.

[Sarcasm is not easily translated over text.]

Good thing I'm not planning on talking to many people in bed.

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[flipdatpage]

It is now that I shall inform you of the furthered effects of the virus, ones that have been reported of in the most recent news. There is an audio element. It is as equally inhibiting in the shower.

[Destiny does note the detected sarcasm.

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[ysobritish]

Looks like I won't be talking to anyone.

[Except Shinji later, not that he knows that. And won't that be embarassing?]

I really don't need more trouble in my pants.

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[flipdatpage]

Ahh, but trouble does have it's way of finding you in bed.

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[ysobritish]

Never a truer statement. I suppose I should prepare for trouble in my pants.