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[headbumped]

[Why so serious Siren’s Port? Sora and Goofy will tell you why! Both the keyblade bearer and his canine companion are regarding the NV with very determined expressions. They are two junior heroes on a mission and they won’t be stopped. If they had the technical know-how to be playing any sort of motivational music, they might just be playing

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[stabilimentum]

[Everyone else is reacting to the terrible joke about sticks being sticks, but Claude Faustus is going to respond to the call for the funniest:]

What is the difference between a fox and a plum?

[Pause. Pause. Adjusting his glasses.]

A lot.

[Jokes with realistic punch lines, ladies and gentlemen.]

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[lockandkeyblade]

[A hesitant laugh.]

I don't think I get it...

video. aiming to please.

[stabilimentum]

Indeed? I've others to tell.

[Ahem.] Why did the chicken choose to cross the road?

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[lockandkeyblade]

[All right. Well, his first joke didn't strike up a chord with people either, so Sora's definitely up for another try!]

Why?

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[selflesswish]

[For Sayaka, that joke is...so bad it's good, actually.

She bursts out laughing.]

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[lockandkeyblade]

[Aha! Finally! They got somebody to laugh.]

So? Whaddid you think?

Funny right?

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[selflesswish]

[Trying not to giggle too hard to speak--]

I-it was, it was!

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[lockandkeyblade]

Gee thanks! Me and Goofy were starting to think we had a dud on our hands.

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[pullsheavendown]

[Braintwin, what is this even.]

Why do you need jokes?

video; private for the goofster's sake

[lockandkeyblade]

[He switches it to private see? He can do things right with technology every once in a while!]

They're for somebody special!

He's only gotta laugh once. Then we can find out if he's really Goofy's son.

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[pullsheavendown]

[Have a cookie.]

I don't get it. How would that prove anything?

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[lockandkeyblade]

Goofy's got this very special laugh that's passed down from generation from Goof to Goof to Goof.

If Max has got it, it means they're really father and son.

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[sergeantperks]

Why do you want jokes?

My father had a few that I don't think are... appropriate. [Cough. They always came out late at night after a few pints. Along with the old marching songs.]

[She frowns, trying to think of something.] Hmm. When I was younger a traveling Fool from Ankh-Morpork stayed at the pub for a couple of nights. One of his jokes was: 'Did ye hear about the man who brought a paper shope?' 'It Blewe Away'. [She makes a fair attempt at copying his dictation, pan face and then encouraging and slightly hopeful grin at the end included.]

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[lockandkeyblade]

We're trying to make somebody laugh! He's a pretty important person to my friend, so we're trying to cheer them up. Siren's Port is pretty tough on a lot of people, you know?

[He laughs at the joke despite all odds. Only... he doesn't get it.]

Well... nice work on the delivery!!

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[sergeantperks]

Oh, right! Good luck with that. [She thinks he'll need it here, but he seems enthusiastic and she doesn't want to ruin that.]

Thanks. I'm sure you'll find people who have much better jokes than that, though.

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[lockandkeyblade]

Thanks! We won't stop til' we've got them right where we want them. [And by that, he means having that certain friend laughing himself blue in the face.]

The name's Sora by the way.