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2nd shield ۞ video.

May 22, 2011 22:51

[Why so serious Siren’s Port? Sora and Goofy will tell you why! Both the keyblade bearer and his canine companion are regarding the NV with very determined expressions. They are two junior heroes on a mission and they won’t be stopped. If they had the technical know-how to be playing any sort of motivational music, they might just be playing ( Read more... )

c: claude faustus, c: xion, !: sora, c: roxas, !: goofy, †: sayaka miki, c: laughing beauty, c: terra

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video. stabilimentum May 23 2011, 09:32:34 UTC

[Everyone else is reacting to the terrible joke about sticks being sticks, but Claude Faustus is going to respond to the call for the funniest:]

What is the difference between a fox and a plum?

[Pause. Pause. Adjusting his glasses.]

A lot.

[Jokes with realistic punch lines, ladies and gentlemen.]

video. Pfffffffff <3 lockandkeyblade May 26 2011, 04:14:57 UTC

[A hesitant laugh.]

I don't think I get it...

video. aiming to please. stabilimentum May 27 2011, 05:32:10 UTC

Indeed? I've others to tell.

[Ahem.] Why did the chicken choose to cross the road?

video. lockandkeyblade May 28 2011, 20:42:57 UTC

[All right. Well, his first joke didn't strike up a chord with people either, so Sora's definitely up for another try!]

Why?

video. stabilimentum June 18 2011, 18:33:54 UTC

[Better get ready for this one, Sora, because it's fucking amazing.]

After exhausting its local food supply, the chicken determined that there might be more on the other side. Its journey across the road happened without incident, and it arrived to discover that its intuition had been correct. It enjoyed a hearty meal of earthworms and wild weeds prior to finding some shade to rest in.

[Well???]

Re: video. lockandkeyblade June 19 2011, 00:07:43 UTC

[A small realization hits Sora. Oh gads. This must be what people were feeling when he used the stick joke on them.]

[His laugh is even more hesitant now than before, if that's even possible.]

That's... that's pretty funny, um... what's your name, sir?

video. stabilimentum July 14 2011, 10:38:13 UTC

[Where has the real laughter gone?! Claude could be a stand-up comedian in Hell, at least. These humans just don't have a refined sense of humor.]

Claude Faustus, [he says, bowing slightly.] Would you like to hear another, sir?

video. Back from vacation! Sorry for the delay! lockandkeyblade July 20 2011, 22:13:03 UTC

Claude.

Well, sure I'd like to hear another. But I dunno if that's how jokes are supposed to work...

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