May 15, 2011 02:39
[Liquid Snake is a fugitive.
That isn't stopping him from broadcasting a message, conveniently far enough away from Outer Heaven not to trace back to it. If someone is tracking him, he won't lead them home. He's been thinking a lot lately, about many things, and one thing that's been on his mind is a certain significant other of a crazy elf of his. Really, Urick needs to get laid, but that would be too much to hope for.]
I'm going to be blunt.
There is a man I know who is sorely in need of a date. And I do mean sorely. He's a pleasant fellow, a gentleman even, if rather lonely and in need of guidance. He's just come out of a very bad relationship and could use some pleasant company. [...shit, he doesn't know Urick's preferences. But considering Yaha... He'll take a chance.] I'd... say females are preferred. And nobody under the age of eighteen. Seriously, now.
If you're interested, drop me a message. I'll fill you in on the details once I make sure you're not going to eat him or something.
(OOC: Basically, blame plurk, Liquid is trying to set Urick up on a date without him (or Yaha) figuring it out. Trolling is welcome. XD Also anyone who'd be interested for reals would be luls. Urick will not know of this until it's too late...)
c: solid snake,
c: nishizono shinji / amamiya kazuhiko,
c: grell sutcliff,
c: zoey,
c: yako katsuragi,
c: france,
c: hal emmerich,
!: liquid snake,
c: ella,
c: nelliel tu odelschwanck