[Video]

[youllsayit]

[He doesn't post until well after he's recovered from the grueling entry here. Oh yeah, and that nasty fight he had with Gabriel. What a wonderful day this has been.

Even so, you won't hear a drop of irritation in his tone; he's calm, smooth, warm. Inviting even.]

Hello, citizens. My name is Lucifer.

Don't be alarmed. [He looks a moment longer

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[makes_asteroids]

You're not the same one who was here before.

[youllsayit]

Perhaps not.

[makes_asteroids]

Unless you are a shape shifter? You aren't. [...Please don't mind the arrogant bastard that is Magneto.]

[youllsayit]

[Oh Lucifer is so tempted to pay a visit. In the form of Charles.

But he just smiles.]

How narrow minded of you.

[video]

[askedtobe]

Alarmed might be putting it lightly.

[video]

[youllsayit]

You don't need to be.

[video]

[askedtobe]

Yeah, you mentioned that already. I don't know if that really makes me feel any better.

[video]

[youllsayit]

Well, you know what to expect.

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

Great. There goes the neighborhood. So, where's Azazel? Did you bring him? Because I gotta say his supposed kid isn't here.

[Jubilee's not even looking at the NV. She's playing a video game, flat on her back on her bed, pretty much ignoring everything. And cracking gum like it's going out of style.]

[Video]

[youllsayit]

Azazel filled his purpose. [So, no. Lucifer doesn't actually like dragging along demons on road trips--even the planned ones.]

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

Really? What purpose was that? I mean, c'mon, making the Elf run naked across the lawn? I can do that just by asking him to do it. Knocking Bobby's head off? Not real impressive dude.

[Video]

[youllsayit]

[Eyebrow raise.]

I suppose he had to find creative ways to entertain himself.

[text]

[caveatwalls]

[This one's different. Not just in appearance. The Lucifer before held, for lack of a better word, a sense of grace in every movement, and while it seemed to irritate him when put into a devil role, he didn't discourage it so reassuringly.]

I'm afraid your previous incarnation ruined any intimidating effect you might make of your entrance.

[Video]

[youllsayit]

Oh, intimidation isn't necessary. You of all people know that.

Texting is so...modern. It lacks a human touch, don't you think? Not like this. [tapping the NV to indicate the video feed]

[text]

[caveatwalls]

Reputation over it. Naturally.
[And that's why Sherlock texts, in part. There are the more practical aspects, like silence and anonymity, but that's not what's being discussed.]

Perhaps I enjoy the irony of this, then.

[text]

[youllsayit]

Perhaps.

Have you found a good case to keep you busy here?

[audio]

[thanxforthetoys]

I got a question.

Why does it look like you lost a domestic dispute with a garden weasel?

[audio]

[youllsayit]

[Incredibly he's not insulted. He just smiles thinly.]

I...just finished killing off six pagan gods. [And his brother.]

And my vessel is wearing out.

[audio]

[thanxforthetoys]

Six, huh? That's, like, what, one hundredth? I haven't cracked open a textbook on it in a while, but 'six' doesn't really dent any of the pantheons I've read about.

[He's terribly good at sounding unimpressed, whether he actually is or not.]

Should've got the extended warranty. Did you buy it new, or used?

[audio]

[youllsayit]

Most of them are dead where I come from. [He sounds like he's telling a story to a coma patient; he doesn't care at all about the opinion it gets. On the bright side it makes him sound entirely honest.]

It's temporary.