001. I think I tripped into another dimension. [Voice]

[speedytroll]

[There's a lot of noises and static at first and some mumbling as he tries to figure out what the heck he's doing.]

Okayyyyyyy. Let's see. Creepy baseball diamond. Check. A bunch of people asking me really boring questions. Check. Stuck outside at night which apparently is a very bad idea. Super che-Oh god what is that.

Ew, dude do not touch me-

Comments

1/2 - reaction

[makes_asteroids]

['Kate? Teddy? Billy?' 'Superspeed'. All right THAT makes Magneto look.]

2/2 - video

[makes_asteroids]

You wouldn't be asking for William Kaplan or Theodore Altman would you?

[Audio]

[speedytroll]

One-

Sec-ew. Gross.

Huhhhh. You know my nerdy brother and his equally nerdy boyfriend? [He hasn't recognized your voice quite yet with all the extra noise.]

Video

[makes_asteroids]

Yes I do. Who are you? One of his team? [As he's killing SOMETHING in the Darkness.]

voice;

[askedtobe]

You okay out there?

[Voice]

[speedytroll]

Minus being sore, I'm having fun. I can run laps around these guys. You don't know how much fun that is.

[Taking things seriously? Never.]

[Voice]

[askedtobe]

Hey, as long as you're having fun.

[Voice]

[speedytroll]

Would I get in trouble if I made them combust? [Since when was he considerate whether he did something or not?]

[alwaysfindsyou]

... Tommy?!

[speedytroll]

Billy? Man I'd say this is your fault or something but I forgot you were useless with your lack of magic powers.

[alwaysfindsyou]

... Lack of powers?

Just hold still for a second, I'll teleport to you. You can explain back at the house. Really not a good idea to be outside right now, even for you.

[speedytroll]

I think it's pretty fun out here! Did you hear that small explosion? Done by yours truly of course.

Oh woah! Creepy things central here seriously.

[audio]

[limitedrun]

This would be a really shitty video game.

Well, the Darkness bit wouldn't be so bad. But the daytime and corporation stuff would suck.

[audio]

[speedytroll]

I wouldn't know. I can't sit down long enough to play one much less watch someone play one. I just know what they're like from the small snippets of watching my brother and his insistent talking of them for hours.

You mean those really boring guys who 'welcomed' me? Boringggg as hell.

[audio]

[limitedrun]

Video games are awesome. [Srs bnz voice. They are awesome, okay?]

Yep, that's SERO. They want to make you into a walking science experiment.

[audio]

[speedytroll]

I guess so. But I can't play them. [He has speedster ADD. Speedster ADD makes doing anything other then running hard for them. At least it seems to be an ongoing trend with speedsters.]

Uhh yeah. Been there done that. And I'm not ever going to be another experiment for anyone.

[voice]

[isitablurred]

Well there's something I thought I'd never hear, someone asking for his mommy on the NV.

[For a moment there he'd thought this was Bart, but he's almost relieved to be wrong. He does note that like Bart, though, this guy clearly has very little patience.]

[voice]

[speedytroll]

Considering the last thing that happened before I got stuck here was my mom being all witchy again and remembering who she is. Yeah, I think I can safely ask if she's around. Seen a lady witch all in red? Might have caused a good amount of mutants to disappear? Nope. Thought so.

[And he probably talks as much as Bart if not more. Those speedsters and their ADD!]

[voice]

[isitablurred]

[Seriously, what is it with moms and wearing red?]

Easy there, you didn't even give anyone time to answer.

[voice]

[speedytroll]

[Well with the name Scarlet Witch....yeah. Her wearing blue or green or something would be silly as heck.]

Well have you seen her? She goes by Scarlet Witch I think.